The Quiet Man - Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions)
Added 2018-11-02 14:24:02 +0000 UTCThe Quiet Man was quietly squirted out by Square Enix with little fanfare after it was shown off at E3. Why the sudden desire to keep it on the down low? Because it's awful, that's why.
Nonsensical, ugly, broken, and often hilariously incompetent, The Quiet Man is confusing gibberish from beginning to end. Speaking of the end... hoo boy!
Comments
Man... Somebody had a vision for this, didn't they... x3
Freakish Uproar
2018-11-02 22:36:55 +0000 UTCJim when you called him Loras Tyrell via Gucci I spit chips EVERYWHERE. I think I'm crying.
2018-11-02 21:15:00 +0000 UTCThis game reminds me of The Bouncer, a PS2 brawler that Square Enix published when they were SquareSoft. Despite it flaws and age, it is probably more to play than whatever the hell I just watched in this video. It is funny to watch for a few minutes until you see how long everything drags out. Even the fighting, which is a small component of the game, looks dragged out.
noxamillion
2018-11-02 18:34:12 +0000 UTCMore like Square Penix. Huh... Contrast this with Virginia, the game where there's no dialogue and yet it weaves an intriguing tale with memorable atmosphere.
2018-11-02 17:58:06 +0000 UTCHuh. I mean, I'd love to say something but I'm at a loss for words.
Perpetual Noob
2018-11-02 16:03:27 +0000 UTC
