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Harry Potter And The Crock Of Shit (The Jimquisition)

Wow, you really do pay Warner Bros. or otherwise watch a helpless child get strangled. That's pretty much the perfect symbol for modern games. 

Let's see what one of the worst entertainment companies in the world has done with Harry Potter this time. 

Harry Potter And The Crock Of Shit (The Jimquisition)

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nice!

Have you ever heard of the anti union hobbit law? Jims right WB is pretty shitty

I've been completely out of touch with the film industry. How is WB shitty on the film front?

Twit In A Hat

I had a feeling as soon as I saw the game advertised on Facebook that this would be the kind of game it would turn out to be. Thank God for Jim for spreading the message and maybe one day these publishers will learn...probably not but we can hope

Naomi Skilling

I almost feel like there should be a new segment after some jimquisition episodes along the lines of 'Oh Ubisoft' and '#FucKonami News", but aimed at Warner Brothers instead.

Daniel Murker

Thank God for you Jim! Thank you for giving this game some attention. Maybe this will get the developers to fix this game sooner. For the record, once you run out of energy you have to wait for 2 HOURS until it recharges, not 20 minutes.

This is the most ridicules implementation of the waiting game I've ever seen, at least 2 of the games I play on my iPad have the decency to have periods where you can play how ever times you like and the other being an actual game, a rhythm game to be precise where you have to use skills to gain rewards. This is beyond vile and disgusting.

Downloaded the "game" 20 minutes before this post but haven't started playing yet. Thank God for you and your timely warning, Jim!

Johannes Kurandt

I should not be surprise that people will defend something like this but man I'd imagine people who are big fans of something to also be the most ardent critics as they would have high standards for something they love. Instead, fanatics for some reason are sycophants. For the argument: "Just do something else for 20+ minutes for the timer to finish", I would retort by saying "Yeah, I would just uninstall the game and play something that respects my time." That "Out of Energy" prompt would have just pull me out of the game immediately but I understand that not everyone is psychologically the same. How are you playing a game if most of your engagement is doing nothing and mostly just waiting to do something? Imagine if watching a movie had long loading times for different parts of it or shoved in 1 minute advertisements every 15 minutes? I'd imagine people would be furious and rightly so. Anyway, fuck Warner Bros and any other mobile game that does this, and #FucKonami for just because.

noxamillion


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