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Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim - The PS4's Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99.

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I'm starting to think this is an elaborate, industry-wide attempt to gaslight me.

That, and this might be a Spear of Destiny spiritual successor?

Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim - The PS4's Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

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Yeah the saturation is intense as fuck. Interestingly other videos of the game don't look so deeply fucked. Not sure if it's a PS4 Pro thing or if my game was just borked (I mean, the first ever enemy spawn didn't work!). I can confirm the game looked like that on my TV though, the extreme contrast was part of it.

Jim Sterling

If you ever make a conspiracy wall, you need to post some pictures.

I noticed that the light balance is awful. At times it's too dark to make out anything and the odd fades around the screen make it look like you're view is some sort of ghost following him.

shadowscribble

Ooph, man that's just another slap-dash game. It appeared to have a "good" foundation with interesting graphics and area but yeesh. There is absolutely no work for a story line and other hooks to interest the player into actually playing.

Andrew Fillhart

Final Fantasy 7 battle theme, specifically "Those Who Fight Further".

What is that music playing at the end? I know ive heard it and its killing me that i cant remember where...

Drachma55

Whoever is playing poker at Sony is losing badly.


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