The Jimquisition: Why Horizon: Zero Dawn's Success Is Good No Matter Who You Are
Added 2017-03-20 17:12:35 +0000 UTCI realize this will reinforce the "Sony Shill" thing (which is ironic if you've known me long enough to remember when I was the "anti-Sony bias Nintendo shill"), but Horizon: Zero Dawn's success is worth talking about.
The game's doing well, and while those who loyally defend plastic machinery might think otherwise, that's a good thing for everybody. Yes, even if you're putting all your stock in the Switch.
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I wouldn't recommend saying it in a video, but my favorite life hack is "Brush your teeth with bleach for instant teeth whitening!"
2017-03-25 14:14:25 +0000 UTCI am unsure about these 'life hacks.' They seem too good to be true...
Ian
2017-03-21 05:44:26 +0000 UTCJim, my favorite part of this video was seeing you so happy at the end. You are the #1 kiss-boy.
OutForSmokes
2017-03-21 02:45:32 +0000 UTCMmmmmmm<i>mmm!</i> Keep doin' dem Life Hackz, Jim! My life has been so much more MAXIMUM TO THE EXTREME since you've started them! I can now keep the darkness inside way easier TO THE EXTREME! I've had way less urges to stab faces TO THE MAXIMUM EXTREME and prolly will just stop those meds TO THE MAXIMUM!!!!! EXTREME!!!!
Naterkix
2017-03-21 01:57:17 +0000 UTCAhem, the sheer amount of pussy on the cover is countered by the phallic robot dinosaur Jim, argument invalid, ah-derrrrrr.
Mark Patten
2017-03-20 19:20:45 +0000 UTCDon't be afraid of the haters Jim.
The Silver Socialist
2017-03-20 19:19:01 +0000 UTCJust on another point... in South Africa new games release on the PSN priced at R1149, or $90. This is decided by the publishers. Horizon released for R799 or $63.
2017-03-20 18:32:46 +0000 UTCYay!
Kravenar Games
2017-03-20 18:19:43 +0000 UTC
