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The Jimquisition 05: Regarding My Inquisitor And Vaginas

Fancy some satire with your Monday breakfast? Kick back and have a giggle as we make fun of people flipping out of optional dialog in a videogame, using a little funtime role reversal. Yay!

The Jimquisition 05: Regarding My Inquisitor And Vaginas

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Commander Shepard having the choice to become gay is one thing and I had nothing against it. But Inquisition is something else. Quite literally everything from the little gay beardless chesthair dwarf through the sexy tight pyjamas your commander wears to the big bad horny bull in Inquisition is FUCKING GAY. You have no choice in this game. Even the fucking monsters are big naked male muscular bodybuilding beasts with perfect body. It is and was fucking hard to take a game story seriously when every fucking female character dresses up like a WHORE. Now it’s nearly impossible if you realize that your big horned beast of a man is taking it up the ass in his free time. I get it. I’m just one voice amongst many. Ppl who like it are welcomed to like it. But any way I’m not buying Inquisition. Not until a significant price drop.

Kamui

I'm an Irn Bru Sexual... It's like Iron Bull but orange with a blue head and tasting slightly medical.

Dave Law

Bwahaaa this is fantastic. Haven't played Inquisition yet but the gay romances in ME3 were kinda poorly written. Having gay romances is great and I think there should be more representation but the ones in ME3 at least felt like it was more for the sake of a PR move considering how shallow their characters were.

Mario and Luigi were the first gay video game couple. They call themselves brothers...but come on.

Awesome Vid! Hilarious to

I like it when you twist this kind of stuff around like this ^_^ My monday wasn't really great untill now ^_^

WeArrLegion

I would ^_^ Can't get enough of the Bull ^_^ He's cute and kind and way better looking than Dorian... Dorian just ain't my kinda guy ;) Too fairyfaggy and too human aswell ^_^ He can be funny at times but... Fairy... >_< So yeah... For me it was easy to choose Bull over the Fairy....fart? ^_^

WeArrLegion

I tried playing as a male inquisitor, but then I decided I wanted to take a run at Sera. Unfortunately for me, she's strictly chickly, so I had to reroll a *female* inquisitor. This is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone!! EVER!!

Rem acu tetigisti.

Jonnygadfly

Little people trying to feel big by attacking anyone who's different from them. I played as lesbian trapped in a mans body playing a female inquisitor personally and as for Iron Bull you know what they say, "Once you go Qunari you never go back"

Took me 4 minutes but I got the joke eventually.

You can't play video games for Escapism because you left the Escapist. /rimshot

Jason Youngberg

One of your funniest videos, Jim. Made my Monday.

Michael Nelson

Pound it for Jim.

Holy crap. I almost choked on my lunch when Jim started in on the slapping sex bit. Superb!

Loved the video, but really, who would pick Iron Bull over Dorian for the guys and Sera for the girls, they're the two best characters in the game.

Too much satire. Too stupid to follow. Great episode 6/3

Rawk Hawk

I had to work so hard to keep from laughing my ass off out loud in my cubicle during that list of sex positions. I really want to know what the 'Bourne Conspiracy' and the 'Sweet Valley High' involve. Straight people, tell me! Tell me about these depraved sex positions that you've come up with!

I absolutely love this. <3 I sort of wish I had the money right now to pledge, because you definitely deserve it. Keep up the amazing work!

This is why I pledge & this is why you deserve every single penny. Thank god for Jim Fucking Sterling, Son.

PeachyPixel8

If I could make a suggestion. When you're shooting your pulpit shots throw some makeshift sound panels off the frame just a tad in front of you. Anything really, foam, rugs, blankets, anything soft will help absorb the echo and just make the production quality all that much better. Keep on keep'n on!

I never understood the backlash over gay characters. Not being gay myself, I just don't roleplay a gay character, so my dude/gal character never ends up banging one of the same sex. Why is that so hard for people to understand?! Don't want your character to be gay? Fine, then don't play them as gay. Likewise if you do want a gay character, here ya' go! Welcome to the show and happy to have you here! Also Jim, CANINE style? Really?!


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