The Jimquisition 03: The Slaughtering Grounds - A Steam Meltdown Saga

I'd wear it to my wedding, son.

I deeply enjoyed you using the words of Vince McMahon. Extra points, Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

Hahaha, I do love the "THEN YOU MAKE A GAME" "argument." Pillocks.

Rawk Hawk

Can I like this multiple times? I want to like this multiple times, and I want "I'm Jim Fucking Sterling, Son" on all my t-shirts.

Adam Gaffney

Another review of a review of a review of a review of a review - please! Hilarious, thanks Jim!

icezolation

Your final line in every video is always great, thank god for Jim Fucking Sterling Son!

I'll be honest. I know that my knowledge on game development is weak, but come on, even I can make building models, complete with collision mesh, and I am also a coder. The game looked like something I would have made maybe 8 years ago when I was back in high school, but I have gotten much better since then.

Flame Soulis

I bought this game accidentally. It was on an Indie Gala bundle or something. :P

<3 Jim Don't know what else to say really.

Longhaul

If it's true and you - personally - are responsible for Slaughtering Grounds lack of success, you deserve a goddamn Nobel Prize. Thank god for you! I always hate that "I'd like to see YOU do better!" response. I might not be able to cook like Gordon Ramsey, but I've got fully functional taste buds and I can thus tell if somebody else's food tastes like shit.

All I can say is, Jim, if Imminent Uprising makes anything else, you are now obligated to post another First Impressions video and see if the whole shebang happens all over again. I'd like to see if they actually eventually learn something from all of this.

Holy Zen!

//rep:Ubi1 Your dissonance has been noted. \\qEnd-terminate=Y

I will never get tired of hearing the tale of Jim trouncing shitty devs. Not ever.

I swear this was a Ubisoft conspiracy to ruin Jim because he said all those nasty things about them, Think about it where have you seen such a failure and badly made game? (Assassins Creed : Unity)! Also like Ubisoft everything they said and did backfired on them and made them seem idiotic! p.s Beware the illuminati! =p

dangit where is the Patreon tier where we get free "Jim Fucking Sterling, Son" t shirts. I.. I need that!

Sterling Treadwell

I frequent popehat and was quite amused when Jim's name popped up. I was only surprised it took this long.

Booklover13

It almost sounded like they were going to go all the way with this one. Oh well, there's always next time, right? You can't possibly believe that this won't somehow repeat itself.

The contest with the subsequent ban was hilarious and terrible at the same. I have no idea how this or any developer would have even the slightest thought that actions like this or any of their response would turn out in the positive... it's honestly mind boggling.

Although I certainly enjoy these 'dramadocu' episodes of the Jimquisition, I hope to see Jim tackle topics with a bit more substance in the future.

I like the tie in with the other Steam junk game you played recently, and was pleased to hear that SPOILERS the developer for that game took your criticism and is doing something with it rather than acting like a baby.

The little exasperated laugh when saying the publisher's name absolutely killed me. Maybe they should have called themselves "Digital Suicide LLC". #JimFnSterlingSon

Chip Self