Canteen of Crapulence
Wondrous item, common
Any water poured into this magical flask will become ale. Pouring out the ale reverts it to water unless you drink directly from the flask.
“YE WON’T MAKE ANOTHER PURCHASE *hic* IN YER MISERABLE LIFE” shouted the canteen vender as she teetered on her stool in the market square. Despite her obvious drunkenness and brusque demeanor, it looked like her canteens were flying off the shelf…