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New merch is up now.

letting u guys know first. we pre-ordered and printed a small batch of these so if you order now your shirts will be amongst the first to ship. we have a whole team fulfilling these now. small batch \ fair trade \ free range \ grass fed \ made by special team of slaves

New merch is up now.

Comments

I just ordered the keychain, the anime shirt and the cringe shirt, super excited to rep my favorite podcast! Love you guys!

Travis Davis

Ship to Canada wtf

Canadian pie

N-word Sizzurphands would be a better, and more racist name 😚

Jay Williams

Just financed a shirt and keychain in 24 installments through Affirm.

N word scissor hands

164, classic episode https://youtu.be/dqGyCTbzYmc?si=M-0PnUo_C65WcnJX

algopep

which ep?

darthowen77

Try some freight forwarding services

Monster MW

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs What’s up with this??

HeBro

Ben can I finance the you’re cringe sticker?

jonathon

Now I’m sad that they seemingly don’t talk at all. A Tim Dillon/Lemon Party crossover would be amazing. I love both of these shows so much. Shame what happened but glad we got lemon party out of it.

Jeff

Still one of the best episodes of The Tim Dillon Show ever. The whole rant about the merch was absolutely insane.

Jeff

I’m kinda hoping it does tho

wolfmanjeff

Agreed

wolfmanjeff

IIRC, the tim dillon show dropped new merch right before the Tim / Ben split... Hope this isnt a sign for Lemon Party

algopep

I wish Ben would impose his likeness on the Big Boy t-shirt.

David Eric Ricketts

we need tarps

3XL_shirt

Canada please. Sad to see how little you cum.

CrezD

XXXL better not be a European cut like last time. We men of size will not stand with the discrimination. Cringe you even offer S, M, L

Uncle Ellis

ship to Canada/int

LEAVE ME ALONE

"I'll be your Huckleberry" but he just calls you the n word. Thanks man my orders shipped

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

Ship to Canada comment bump

Thomas

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

How much do I have to pay to live in your head

Tall-Midget

Shipping intl / to Canada in the future? Thanks fags

Jared Eagles

I don’t know who you are.

Jaq

Jaq don’t you have better things to do? Go get pregnant or something 😒

Tall-Midget

Make another tribute to me🫶🏼

professor of faggotry

Jaq simp.

Jaq

No you wouldn’t, you genuinely ugly and impossibly insecure fat whore lol.

Jaq

We need to translate the chingchong scribbles on that shirt to make sure it doesn't say gay stuff on it

RockinRandy

Is this all for black men who watch anime??

Barto

Beware, the Chinese writing just list every hard slur

EDub

Do these ship to Gaza/Israel/Iraq I'm going on vacation

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Need Canada shipping and I'm buying

Cf

Imaginary gf

HeBro

No XXXXL?

Hank Chill

😂😂

Austin

I’d rather be built like a refrigerator than anorexic

professor of faggotry

Bro it’s rough out there for us long and tall motherfuckers

Mathew Baker

We get it you’re anorexic

TXTBOOK

Got her dumb ass

TXTBOOK

Don’t do it, bud. I love you.

Tony

Of course I do. We are LP fans.

Tony

Need Canada shipping

d

If it shipped to Canada I'd buy

Evan

And you're so retarded I bet you'll even fuck that up* You're probably correct.

ThatGuyTobias

Seymour!!!!

David B.

Can't wait to make my Asian Girlfriend wear the Japanese shirt with no context so weird Lemon Party fans try to approach her. Thank you LP team.

l l

based

professor of faggotry

I ordered mine but for the record, I bought a XXL because I'm 6'6" not because I'm fat as hell.

Jace Tuffli

I want to buy the Pvt. Pyle one so that women run away

Matthew

You don’t?

Seymour Buetts

You need a 6XL for your fat ass ego.

Tony

Tell ‘em!

Tony

And you’re so retarded I bet you’ll fuck up even that.

Tony

Get rekt, m8

Tony

You eurofags can fuck off and die

Tony

You suck ass,

Tony

Need a 6X

George Chauvin

The very good skull is aight but the others look like the pic with peel off in 2 washes. The anime one is kinda cool but I’d look like a white loser that only fucks Asian chicks. I bought 3 of each. Fuck you

EDub

All tremendous designs with my favorite sayings

Soos

Seriously wtf is on the front of the shirt in red? Is that a scene from a gay video game

Seymour Buetts

I purchased a gay sticker for $4 and shipping from LA to my shitty state $4. I have a car with a lot of stickers on it

Seymour Buetts

Ok apologies I just woke up and I’m gay. I clicked the link and saw more shirts. You don’t suck as Ben. I hope your fast is going well ya retard

Seymour Buetts

This shirt is so dumb. Time for fan merch bc the big dumb dumb can’t make a simple fucking shirt that says Lemon Party on it. God damit Ben you suck so much asshole

Seymour Buetts

Gay and stupid

Seymour Buetts

I want to see some lemon party merch that Jace animates, like maybe scenes or snips from the show. Jace is happy and no longer arts.

Rasmusey

I agree, that’s the best one

Rasmusey

Yeah I want fat Ben made like the whale poster T-shirt

Rasmusey

It’s Chinese, lol, I asked Reddit

Rasmusey

Comfort colors is the superior garment for sure

Connor

Get owned peasant brain

Danzins

50??? Guess I’ll go without ketamine for a month

Jacob Fain

Wtf no international shipping

slickpockets

organize international shipping do you want our money or not?

Ben Kizzy

Just bought a shirt to hang myself with, can't wait.

ThatGuyTobias

got me with the cringe eastwood shirt, very cringe very good

Andrew Godwin

It’s the n-word in Jap, duh.

Jaq

The anime one is v cute, and I’m sure I bought the only small you had printed. Arigatō 🙏🏽

Jaq

Wtf no XXXXXL ???

Jonathan Lemkin

Your best bet is picking up your next to-go order in person ❤️

Monster MW

Agreed

Monster MW

Shut up faggot

TXTBOOK

Shipping is facked. 🤞

Snare.Ender

No international shipping REEEEEEE

kafin208

Just got an email that says "Fraudulent Charge Alert". Honestly makes me feel safe that my bank would flag an LP merch purchase as suspicious

Ratsnest

nm, there's XXXL. God damn you people need to hit the gym.

John O

Also can't wait to see how many fatties do charge backs or complain about the lack of XXL quantity

John O

God damn this shirt better last a while, is the price the same as the last batch?

John O

I hope RedBar does a full review of shirt quality

Ratsnest

I'll buy as long as I have a guarantee the money doesn't go to fuel John Knauf's life style

Ratsnest

Buying just to frame your return address/po box for a heinous crime

Danny

This shit rocks, but is also gay. FUCK YOU

Bandito

Not enough green light

Log Cabin Engineer

These are trash. I clicked in with the intention of buying something but Yeezus Tour merch bootlegs? Etsy Mom keychains? Really guys? Really reaching for the ‘I like when Ben says my username on the livestream’ segment of the fanbase with this merch drop. Almost as clever as modifying the Enron logo, some would say.

I. Shyr

Last time everyone but me got merch. This time I hope no one but me gets it. I am cringe and gay and retarded. Thanks for the new drop amigos muy bien muy bieeeennn

BustCohle

Any plans to rerelease the sobe lizard tee??

Michelle

That’s not autism, friend- comfort colors is superior

Michelle

No 4x Slacking…. How am I supposed to get a shirt for my wife

Mathew Baker

Now I just need to meet a cute Japanese lady so she can tell me what my shirt says. Very, very good

simp for katie

Wow you guys are Jewish. To be able to control where certain things go all over the world sounds awfully like a religious cabal too me

Mathew Baker

Wouldn’t the shirts look better in blue light? Could we see em in red light that be great too…

Mathew Baker

It’s selling. Try again

Ben Avery

I know this is autistic but please god print on Comfort Colors shirts next time

Logan Cunningham

Why is it broken did the Sad shirt already sell out ??

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

please do Lemonparty x The Whale merch

DoughBoyD

Just like my asshole after bestpartofthechimpken

simp for katie

Sad

simp for katie

the room key is stupid fire

DoughBoyD

I bought the anime shirt now please be my friend.

Frank

Just made my purchase !!! Missed the last merch drop . Thank you guys !!:)

Monster MW

No delivery to Australia. I'm going to kill myself now

euphoria842

Brett gelman must’ve tried to DDOS your site. SAD!

Daniel

What does the ching chong bing bong say on the Big Boy burger shirt?

Ambientus

Fixed brother. Try again

Ben Avery

Fixed now

Ben Avery

Guys the site isn't bugged, I've bought all the t-shirts and will be re-selling them at 200% markup on the black market for retarded faggots

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Fixed now

Ben Avery

Fixed now. Site was overwhelmed

Ben Avery

LFGGGGGG 👍

vandul .

$40 fuckin dollars!? where am i gonna get that kind of money? fuck

DankHill

Getting ‘No delivery method’ when trying to buy. You’d think the boys would want to south to be represented

ColonelGet

Shipping is bugged I think

Daniel

Either entirely sold out in minutes or bugged.

Grant

No shipping to Illinois? Something is bugged

Cody B

the Gustave Doré shirt is A+

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

They come pre cummed on which adds a layer of stain resistance. Once it goes away all you gotta do is recum it and youre good. Hope this helps👍

Jake

YAY 🍋

Kylie

No shipping to Canada? Sad to see what you’ve become

Jacob

Don't have my tracking number yet, Benjamin. Kick one of your slaves for me please

JB

Very good, but cringe

Cody Moravits

Based on my highly advanced fat fuck logarithmic model, Ben with be 27% larger than Jace when the shirts finally ship

Phil M

Queer shit

Manuel Angulo

Those shirts suck my balls ♥️

Nifears

Just spent 49 gay dollars on a gay tshirt from my favorite gay podcast. Cringe.

Jake

Fuck I don't get paid till Sunday

Thomas

*jace

Fernando M.

Very good, you should also make a Best part of Chimpkin shirt and/or sticker.

Misery Index

It says Kool aid jammer

August Ingram

Copped great job boys!

Ethanwestcoast

aw hell yeah new cum rag

tyler11700

It says I'm gay

August Ingram

Fuck. These are so good

You Effo

If I see a fellow lemon party fan wearing that gay ass shit, I'll knock you stone cold dead. Damn that's some faggot ass shirt.

August Ingram

Got skull and roses because I look too much like Pyle and it would really scare the neighbors.

Chad

I need a black long sleeve with devans cockeyed face on the front with lemonparty on the back come on boys

Kristian Rider

Very good goes very hard

wyatt R

Still waiting on the nword tshirts for the 100th episode...

Ken G

yeah you’re probably right im a gay and retarded faggot

red

Are the shirts stain resistant?

Half Life 3

this shit is ASS

DoughBoyD

42 FF

Y_Knot

You gonna make an XXXL size for Ben?

Phil M

the sticker price says otherwise

Sharon Cox

Oh man. I want the shirt but I’m going to Japan in December and I’m afraid what it says. What does it say?! Lol

Ash Pearson

Bought 2. Hope you don’t lose your house Ben. Less DoorDash could help just saying. Hang in there

Brady Griffiths

Ben if you can tell me what that lettering says I will buy one.

Austin

ngl this shit sucks 😂

Caleb Kelm

Why am I so broke 😭

Jerad

Wow, no 5XL? It’s like you don’t care about your fans.

Starryclub

Very good lemon head and sad to see what you’ve become are hopefully the only podcast merch i ever buy

TheSky Guy23

Not to be a loser tattle tale but the “you’re cringe” sticker is listed as free

The FFs came to play so we say HH in a different way (Heil Harris)

this shit is fire

red

I don’t read Ching Chong bing bong

__

Can you guys please add a 5XL? Thank you

Aaron Alexander

You really make your merch for your target audience: basement dwelling anime retards

Beau Crawford

What size does Jace wear?

T K

Come to Nashville

Vince Leone

Wish I coulda been there brother

Lizzy in a Box

I guess Bens landlord raised the rent again

Aaron Alexander


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