P101: Hummus Propaganda

"The tear of racists called out to the media"

Dillon Sanders

The devan Ben beef is really getting good Ben ultimately leans on devan as a good friend but Ben has a dark fantasy his gluttony and reliance on devan come together in a primitive wish for devan to enable him and fill him full of oily goods not only does Ben wish this but also he is both jealous and angry that devan does not partake himself as a post fat kid his learnt and heathy lifestyle enrages ben soon only gluttony will remain his novel will end up being just a recite for a McDonald’s order at this point

Chris Mullin

😂 He has adjust his diet from butter chicken. It will be temporary

rolon96 2810

Lol jace does already in brain magnet therapy

rolon96 2810

The fat jokes on roasting her where funny. It works to lose weight. My best friend did that and losing weight and almost back to normal weight. He said to me once," of course you are a fat fuck you eating pizza and having beer." And told me to control my eating habits and exercise. 😂 It works lol I will do the same like they did to ben on here. Be like lose weight you fat fuck my car is about to go through the asphalt to a friend.

rolon96 2810

Lol me too .devon gaslighting him letting it happen says its fine laughing at jace

rolon96 2810

My girlfriend loves the show now. I find her falling asleep to episodes like I do. I think this is love but I don't know because I'm a gay retard.

Jonathan Churchill

never stopped brother

TheBostonTickler

The quality has taken a dip, let’s be honest.

Sachin Simon

Lol ben needs to do a john Madden for fast food testing on a episode here. What combinations are good to order. In a whale costume.🤣 I will definitely watch that laughing on the floor.

rolon96 2810

Dear Ben, My brother and I both really love the show, and during our reunion this summer we discussed how much we miss soyfave. I'm reaching out in hopes that you will consider bringing it back to the beloved showwwww. Sincerely yours, a true fag

Dana Reinhart

Let’s get back to basics. Make fun of fat people again

Jordan Kolbmann

asmongold is the goat yall are crwzy

whippin

That is how you know Ben is actually racist. Worked in a kitchen in LA, grew up in Texas, lived in Austin - still can barely pronounce ‘Hola’

Danny

At 1 hour 21 minutes in

sarahsilvermansmilkyjugs

Should be excellent to hear his surprise

Logan Hays

don't reply until you've watched years like a real retard, until then stfu

pickedKnows

59:50 I was so close to skipping forward I’m glad I didn’t jaces laugh at Devan’s reaction killed me

Asher B

Maybe he's authentic. To me he is authentically boring. I've been more entertained watching water run down a gutter. Also, he absolutely is acting for clout. Of the few minutes I've seen most moments were embarrassing soy style over reactions to basic information or game features.

cj

no one asked

ThexNeo

I fukin cried laughing hearing Jace story of throwing the kid off 🤣

ConSpicMom

Yo real talk I miss the days when Devin and ben shit on everyone but weren't so sassy with each other....legit turn it off when they start sassing each other its so gay and not joking is brutal to listen to, this started a few months ago and legit it kills the show. Make fun of everyone untill they kill themselves but stop the sass between the boys... sad to see what you've become...sad we need more avery origins stories and Devin rants and gay shit

mferdude

Thanks for the lovely message, and I'm sending you positive vibes as well. ❤️🙏❤️

Phil Sidock

Completely unrelated to the episode, but I bet Ben is devastated about Nikocado not being a fat retard anymore

Jester_Erectus

Itty bitty tiddies and a bob

Dillon Sanders

Asmon is 100% real, authentic and genuine guy. He isn't acting for clout like the other retards mentioned here: gerbling girl, costco guys, etc.

pickedKnows

Like last 20min

pickedKnows

Gripping my steering wheel white knuckle screaming with a rictus of pain on my face during Gerblin Empire.

Drew's Brew Crew

Why? Asking as someone who has seen about 10 mins of that guy. Made almost no impression on me. Seemed boring with extremely standardized opinions.

cj

Ben chimping out

Sam Stich

What’s the timestamp about asmondgold?

Tommy

What’s the timestamp where they talk about asmondgold? I need to hear this

Tommy

tell the one about the bullroarer again

tizm

HEY BEN, Nickacado Avocado is skinnier than you….

Alex Hedstrom

800 588 2300 gerblin empireeeeee, today!

CrezD

charls is a self important skitzo, mde thinking its a grandiose esoteric euphoric intelligent troupe of artists is gay as rainbow flavored aids.

DankHill

“She takes the kid” hahahahahaha had me dying

Josh Newton

Ben too busy on his retard research that he doesn’t know about any of the actual cool people online. Sad to see.

Jeff

Asmon is great, fuck you guys. Charls Carroll attempted to click farm him too, SAD

pickedKnows

Devan's calorie counting rubbing off in the worst way

pickedKnows

yes, that is what every girl you have a crush on does. to be fair, your tiny pink cocktail weiner never stood a chance.

TheBostonTickler

Best part of the chimpken

Dillon Sanders

They're not that tapped in to zoomer ironic meme culture lmao

Clay Ivy

MAMAHUEVO MEANS COCKSUCKER IN CARIBBEAN MONKEY LANGUAGE YOU UNCULTURED F@GS

DooDang

Devan "Can you abort adults?" If so these 2 need to be taken to the clinic immediately

justin calderara

Monkeys

Dana Reinhart

Oh look another one!

Jeff

Saved the podcast for dinner company. I’m not sure if the pod makes the kfc famous bowl better or vice versa. Ben eating the rolo hummus was believable and funny. I’m less sad now 🙂

applebot

Ben caught yellow fever from spicy orange chicken

T

Devans not read enough

Huey

Or gay. But he is very, very, VERY retarded. And that's why we love him.

Frontside shitslide

My friend. Please show me sex American sexy sex big beautiful blond bair biig butt for me please. Send vegan Bob's? No send vageene! And bobs please baby pleeease BBY please.

Frontside shitslide

Sad to see what you've become. So very very sad

Frontside shitslide

Anytime you guys have ever talked about nutrition it’s made me lose roughly the same amount of brain cells as huffing rubber cement keep it up 👏🏻

Jackdacandlestick

Tiktok users should be publicly executed.

Misery Index

It’s what John calls the tip of his penis. It’s also a brand of deli meat and cheese.

Vaughn Collins

Man so many faggots in the comments but hey what else is 🆕

Roach Giggins

Boar’s Head is the shit you desert monkey

HairyDaddyDick

Reddit isn’t great it sucks

Alan

What is boars head anyway?

Stewart

Would be fucking hilarious if it was Gunnar Henderson lol

Luke

You’re the retarded one for knowing Spanish

Vaughn Collins

Criterion-like branded collection of internet videos and memes would honestly be Bens most profitable idea

Jimmy wheels

I have and I still remain consistent.

Vaughn Collins

Mama huevo ball sucker

Brandon

Fucking Ben

I'm A Gay Guy

Have you not heard about them in the news lately??

Riff Michaels

750 calories in 4 little things if chic fil a sauce????

Riff Michaels

Hahahahahha

E-money3512

Jace started off rough but really saved himself when he said George Floyd would cave in the Gerbling's head with a rock

Davis

same lol, they don't know it's a troll

CodyCoCo

I get the feeling there’s some decent overlap between lemon party and asmongold fans lol.

Jeff

This one hurt cuz I'm a huge asmongold fan lol

RockinRandy

Thumanns is probably the best in case anyone was wondering who is above boars head.

Vaughn Collins

I worked in a deli for 3 years. Go fuck yourself Devan, Boars head is the shit. Any deli with class carrys it. You shop at Trader Joe’s. Every item at Trader Joe’s is low quality and absolutely disgusting. Boars head isn’t the top deli meat but it sure beats whatever bullshit meat you buy at Trader Joe’s you far eyed fuck.

Vaughn Collins

Fried eggroll and a dog 😂

Devin Thomason

Sad to see how little they’ve cum

Danny

I bet you loved it, fag, real man just dies

Danny

That fat white guy was speaking Spanish you retards, he said “Fuck you ball sucker, faggot dick sucker”

Danny

Ben Avery is not fat whatsoever

tyler11700

BEN MAMAHUEVO

DooDang

Ben's got sugar in his brain

Buttz

audio episode where just commenting on media? Great fucking job

breakingbad3500

You can really hear it in this one.

Nicholas Johnson

You can hear whispers coming from Ben’s thighs. the heat from the friction must be making the studio unbearable.

Stewart

35K a month and we get an audio episode a week extra, God Bless Ben Avery and his Gay Work Ethic <3

Jake

My favorite animal crossing character, KKK Slider.

Jeff

Leave Asmongold the FUCK alone. He’s beyond you all.

Jeff

WAY TOO MUCH BLUE THIS EPISODE WTH

Canadian pie

sad to see what this show’s become, Jace doesn’t even know how to spell monkeys

Robert

MANY such cases.

CrezD

Alex Hedstrom

It’s always so funny watching people take asmon seriously lol, been watching the dude for like 10 years now, he’s great

Cousie

Thinking asmongold is serious is hilarious

Damien

Every time i see or hear about olive oil i hear “boing appetite” in my head

Johnny O

So that’s where “Troon” came from. I knew it meant Reddit trans but the origin is trans coon. Very good Devan.

Chad

Ben there's like 1 gram of sugar in a whole container of hummus. Stop gaslighting Devan

Frontside shitslide

Props to Ben for getting a colonoscopy. It’s miserable drinking that foul liquid and shitting all day, but worth it. Everyone get a colonoscopy if you have any family history of colon cancer. My grandmother on my mother’s side died at 39 from it. I’m 37 and had my first colonoscopy early, took out several polyps, one “pre cancerous”, second colonoscopy was clear. I get em every five years now. Probably saved my life.

Jeff

He is the Jungian archetype of the fool. Or the fag.

Jeff

More like Regine Gorge

Harrison Friedman

I’m a doctor (MD) Ben, to your point on Japanese people and rice, they have evolved to process and digest rice over thousands of years of reinforced evolution and dietary isolation. You’re white, you can’t do that, but as an Anglo Germanic mutt, you can probably drink all day with minimal long term health effects.

Danny

Thx Ben, baby boy. Enjoy your weekend fellas

N word scissor hands

Sad to see what you guys have become

Starryclub

The conversation has taken a turn for the worse, fame has finally got to them. Sad.

Sachin Simon

Easily the least funny episode. Go become something

Benjamin Schlegel

holy shit ben's knowledge of what's in food is astoundingly retarded. he needs to stop speaking confidently on any/all topics of conversation. i don't think there's anything that he has a correct read on

Tommy Bahama

Mamahuevo mamahuevo, a ben le gusta chupar verga

Parker

It’s great to see a 17 year old take down Adam 23 and David Lucas

wolfmanjeff

The boys transition to alt right trump lovers is coming true

Caleb Nelson

These are getting more and more gay

HONKE

Why am I funnier than Jace? And straighter

Funny Donor

You guys are gay

Talon Keel

comixbrainz zzz

Sugar in hummus Ben? Every time I think you can't get more retarded you enthusiastically prove me wrong

justin calderara

George Floyd Avery

Johnny Friendly

Im on a lethal dose of fent and using counterfeit bills at your local bodega

George Chauvin

That chick fil a thing seems like election season shenanigans.

Curt

& yeah there is about .1-4.0 ppm (mg/Litre)chlorine in our tap water Devan, it’s what we do at treatment plants so that we don’t get Typhus or other viruses from the water we get from our sinks & showers! It’s why Europe was magical for hella long & next to infant mortality rates being low until the last century is probably the most prominent killer at least in Europe before peeple knew how to treat water any way different than the Romans did (Lead aqueduct pipes, actually did kill bacteria but also made your brain’s neurons turn to mush)

Willycole

People like Ben are the reason things keep getting worse

tizm

Time to spark up a Ruby’s Flowers joint and listen to this ep to get in the zone for my EMS job. 911 may be late today guys! Lol 😩😜

Dan

God bless you Ben, you retard

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

What orioles player? Need to buy his jersey

Keith Shaw

Sabra is part of PepsiCo foods

Stewart

God bless you gay retards.

Andrew Amundson

Sad to see

Barto

Wow Ben, the lighting fucking sucks! Literally unlistenable

Ratsnest

Happy Friday sweet sweet retards

Goblinfire

Ben is lost in the sauce

Andrew Kline

Booga booga awooga wooga

Chessmaster

All the water in your home comes from the same place.

Stewart

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

This made me cum

Daniel

Im gay

BustCohle

WOLF FIRE BEAST

Rick H

The shade of Blue that Jace is currently is wrong while I am listening so I am not listening to this crap anymore. I am going listen to the father and the kid now.

Lucas LeCompte

Fuckin finally

David Kenner

Dookie Dan

Just heard about Wendy’s new meal for SpongeBob’s 25th anniversary… how excited are you all for the food reviews on YouTube ?

Willycole

Jace isn’t fat, I’ll say it. “Wink”

the 🐀s gimp

Thank you for for being on time, retards. ❤️🍋

Phil Sidock