Discord Drops Today !!
Added 2025-02-10 16:00:12 +0000 UTCHello employees,
Mandatory team-building matters a great deal to us here at BlampCo. After all, we're a mandatory family.
In the spirit of togetherness, and having you all in one place where we can monitor you for any talk of unionising, we've created a Discord for all members of tiers £5 and up.
That will be officially launched today at 6pm UK time, in just about two hours time, and this is just a short memo to prepare you for it, as sometimes connecting can be tricky.
Make sure your Patreon account is connected to Discord in order for the app to automatically add you to the server. Here's how to do that:
Click HERE to visit the 'Connected Apps' tab in your Settings.
Click on the Discord option.
Log in to Discord, or register if you don't have an account.
Authorise the connection to Patreon and Discord
Done! You should be automatically, and involuntarily, added to the Discord server for BlampCo when it goes live!
The server itself is pretty self explanatory, but feel free to introduce yourself and share your favourite experiences of late-stage capitalism.
If you'd like to opt-out of the Discord permanently (it happens) then please track down one of our lovely moderators, aka 'Middle Management'. They are, in order of company loyalty:
Tess, aka 'tessothemorning'
Geoff, aka 'level20', and
Leila, aka 'sorceressferaly'.
Ask them nicely and they'll perma-ban you so that you can enjoy all the other perks of the Patreon, without being constantly dragged into the server.
And, what a lovely community it shall be, or else.
Have a wonderful time getting to know each other, but also, more importantly, get back to work
x
Comments
same here
Desi Burek
2025-02-20 20:34:26 +0000 UTCanyone else have issues with getting in? i’ve connected my discord account and it says i’ve joined however i can’t find the sever anywhere on my discord
Desi Burek
2025-02-20 20:28:29 +0000 UTCMore power to all of you but being in my mid-30's means I am permanently scarred by mid 2000's chatrooms, so this one is for the rest of you.
GhostCrab
2025-02-10 19:23:03 +0000 UTCHi, do you know if the discord is up and running when I select to connect to it, it says not connected. Is that because it’s not up yet or is it something my end?
Rohil Chawla
2025-02-10 18:05:01 +0000 UTCI knocked on door 430 five times and it did nothing. I'm very disappointed.
Angus Noble
2025-02-10 18:03:54 +0000 UTCI would like to bring attention to the hallway with doors that seemingly lead nowhere. Was this a design choice? Also what about the small in the neverending stairway?
Joseph Gianella
2025-02-10 17:24:48 +0000 UTCOh are all these work jokes not gonna get old quick. I love how we're all in on them right now, I can't help but smile.
Brian Sapinski
2025-02-10 16:50:30 +0000 UTCPlease note. Attendance is not mandatory. However, it will be reflected on your yearly review and BlampCo! reserves the right to delay compensation.
Geoffrey Stanfield
2025-02-10 16:25:53 +0000 UTCDone Boss. Now when can we talk about benefits ? You know medical, dental, 401K? Things like that ?
Sid Sriram
2025-02-10 16:15:36 +0000 UTCPetition to call us Blamployees
Micah Newby
2025-02-10 16:13:54 +0000 UTCAs a certain sea sponge once proclaimed to the world: I'm ready times infinity
RVPMatt123
2025-02-10 16:07:22 +0000 UTCThanks you king boss sir
Matt hall
2025-02-10 16:03:49 +0000 UTC
