Derin Edala

Ask Me Anything 4 -- Talbot

Added 2022-11-07 14:25:52 +0000 UTC

Do you have any special requests for your Funeral?

I’m going to have them wrap me up in cloth and toss me off the side of a boat. I’m competent enough with my spell that breathing underwater is relatively simple so a bit of escapology should be fun. Who needs a coffin when you can be dumped in a river like a murder victim?

If you suddenly woke up on a spaceship alone (you agreed to be there but not to be crew) would you try to figure out why there was no one else awake or would you wake someone else up first?

Are you kidding? I’d pass that problem off to as many people as possible immediately.

Assuming I could wake them; I mean, if they were sealed up in some kind of suspended animation system controlled by a computer that for some reason had had its ability to speak and understand speech removed, it might be kind of difficult for me to do anything. But that would be a pretty stupid scenario, In your scenario, yeah, this problem is going straight to someone else.

Did you know that unicorns horns are also known for their purification abilities? Probably not to the same level as your spell, though.

Discover a real life unicorn and we can find out.

What’s your favorite conspiracy theory that turned out to be true?

Did you know that the biggest distributor of child pornography in the USA is law enforcement? Obviously, actual criminal consumers and distributors of such content do also exist, but up until the distribution of the cell phone camera skewed the numbers by making it possible for teenagers to “distribute child pornography” by taking photos of themselves and sending it to their teenage partners and risk putting both of them on sex offender registries for life for normal teenage flirtation, the biggest distributor by far was the cops, trying to trick and trap people into consuming their porn so they could arrest them.

When did you and Kylie start up???

I don’t know, maybe a year ago? A bit longer? I’m not great with time.