LYRICS:
"We wish you a Merry COOMas;
We wish you a Merry COOMas;
We wish you a Merry COOMas and a fappy New Year.
Good tissues we bring to you and your ding;
Good tissues for COOMas and a fappy New Year.
Oh, give us some sticky cummies;
Oh, give us some sticky cummies;
Oh, give us some sticky cummies and a can of good beer.
Good tissues we bring to you and your ding;
Good tissues for COOMas and a fappy New Year.
We won't COOM until we get some;
We won't COOM until we get some;
We won't COOM until we get some, so bring some out here.
Good tissues we bring to you and your ding;
Good tissues for COOMas and a fappy New Year.
We wish you a Merry COOMas;
We wish you a Merry COOMas;
We wish you a Merry COOMas and a fappy New Year.
Good tissues we bring to you and your ding;
Good tissues for COOMas and a fappy New Year.
Good tissues we bring to you and your ding;
Good tissues for COOMas and a fappy New Year.
Oh, give us some sticky cummies;
Oh, give us some sticky cummies;
Oh, give us some sticky cummies and a can of good beer."