Watch Out For The Munchies - Page 6

Days turn into months.  With the encouragement of The Munchies, Lexie's appetite takes on a life of it's own.  Her new lifestyle begins to really take a toll on her waistline.

Lexie:  "Ughhh come on!  I just bought these shorts and now I can't even BUTTON THEM!"

Munchies:  "Don't you worry about that bulge, instead just just sit back and indulge!"

Lexie:  "I could eat a little something..."

Lexie:  "Mhhmmmmmm"

After a taste of this and some of that, Lexie really began to snack.

Bite after bite, dish after dish, her shirt began to take a hit.

It wasn't long until Lexie was stuck in a loop of ravenous feasting.

Burritos.  Soda.  Honeybuns.  You name it.

Munchy:  "You've been sooooo good with your new diet!"

Lexie:  "I can hardly sit up... my belly has gotten so big..."

Munchies:  "It's ok, we won't judge!  Would you like a little fudge?"

Lexie:  "Fudge does sound good..."

Lexie:  "I've eaten so much already today... I don't know if I could eat much more...  My shirt feels like it could pop right at the seams..."

Munchy:  "Well that's just crazy talk.  You could always eat a little more!"

And so she did.  A steady pace of funneling countless calories into her body.  After downing nearly half a bottle of wine, she let out a burp.  The jolt did the trick.  The buttons on her shirt flew open revealing her doughy gut resting on her lap.

Munchies:  "Would you look at that?  You made more room!"

Lexie:  "OH NO!!! I JUST POPPED THE BUTTONS OFF MY SHIRT!!  This is just too much!  I can't get my shirt to cover my belly anymore!  This needs to stop, this is too much.  I don't want to have the munchies anymore!"

Munchy:  "This is EXACTLY how this should be going.  In fact, take a look at what I've got for you!"

Lexie:  "Is that... a burger from In-N-Out?  I don't know I really shouldn't..."

Munchies:  "Don't be shy, have a nibble, we think it's cuter when you jiggle!"

Lexie:  "But I don't even have a lap to put this on anymore... I should just throw all of this in the trash... You two are a bad influence...  I just..."

Even as the words came out of her mouth, she couldn't resist the urge to take a small bite.  It wasn't long until she was back to gorging herself.  All of her momentary concerns were again lost to the void.