Troy's Experiences : Two Greek Gods At a Coffee Place 🤤

Everyone in this post is above the age of 18.

Nothing sexual, just sharing a real life experience

Two Greek Gods Walked Into a Starbucks… And I Nearly Lost It

Okay so this literally just happened and I need to talk about it. I was just trying to have a normal chill Saturday. Didn’t work out that way.

It’s Saturday evening, I was bored, nothing going on. So I was like, screw it, I’ll go to Starbucks, sit by myself, scroll through my phone, maybe feel a little cute drinking my Java Chip or whatever.

I order, give them my name “Troy” and I go sit at this little table by the entrance. I was literally just mindlessly scrolling through IG, not even paying attention to anything.

And then the door opens.

These two guys walk in.

And my bros, I swear on whatever higher power exists... they were the hottest men I’ve ever seen in real life. Like, ever. Not even exaggerating. You know when you see someone hot and your brain just short-circuits? That. Times ten.

The first guy… Jesus. Black tank top, not like a gym bro one, more like this chill, effortless kinda thing. Slim but toned. He had this sling bag (the trendy straight-boy ones) and sunglasses pushed up on his head. Brown wavy hair. And the moustache. Oh my god. It wasn’t creepy or too thick, it was perfect. Like, sexy European art boy who probably makes out with strangers in alleys and smells like tobacco and heaven. I honestly don’t even like moustaches usually but this one? Yeah. FUCK ME.


The second guy? Maybe even hotter. No idea how that’s possible. He had this olive green shirt with a white tee underneath, skin literally glowing like a runway model, like whatever filter God used on him needs to be bottled and sold. His hair was curly and thick, and he had that “rich boy who doesn’t try too hard” vibe. Like maybe he grew up in London or Monaco or wherever pretty rich boys come from. Just holding his phone and wallet like he owned the place.



I was literally just… sitting there. Staring. I stopped scrolling. I wasn’t even pretending to be subtle. My drink? Forgotten. My jaw? Probably open. I was trying so hard to find them on Grindr, praying one of them was gay. Maybe they were together. Maybe they were looking for a third. My cock twitched in the middle of Starbucks while I kept refreshing the app like a psycho.

Nothing.

Not even a blip. No one within a mile.

So I just kept watching. I even thought about taking a pic to show you guys, but I chickened out. Didn’t wanna get caught. They were just too hot. Like not even real. You ever see someone so good-looking that it kinda makes you angry? Yeah.

Anyway, I’m fully zoned out. Basically rock hard, just watching them exist.

Then I see the guy in the tank top put his left hand behind his head, probably stretching or just trying to look cool. Which, I mean… he clearly was. No doubt. No doubt.

And when he did that… his armpit showed. CLEAN. Fresh. Looked like a literal dream. And like, I’m not even an armpits guy?? But the second his arms went up and that pit was out in the open… all I wanted to do was take a sniff. Bet it smelled like some rich boy cologne or that kind of fancy-ass body wash you only see in some mansion.

And then I hear it.

“Troy, your drink is ready.”

But I didn’t even register it at first. I was still in a trance. Completely ignoring everything else.

Then I hear again, louder: “Troy. Sir?”

And I guess one of the guys noticed me staring because they both kinda glance back. One of them looked me in the eye. And I panicked.

Snapped out of it, rushed up, grabbed my drink like “Yeah sorry thanks,” and practically ran out of there.

I don’t know what was in the air today but holy shit. I’ve said this a hundred times before but no joke, I’ve never seen anyone that hot that close. Like walking, talking, espresso-ordering Greek gods.

And they don’t even know what they did to me.

Anyway. Needed to get that off my chest.
Still thinking about them. Still semi-hard.

Happy Weekend 😮‍💨

Lemme know if you wanna read more of my real life experiences. They are not as dramatic as my fictional stories are, but i've had my fair share of experiences.

- Troy <3