I'm alive! Woo!
Added 2024-04-26 23:49:36 +0000 UTCHello dear, loyal, faithful patrons. I'm terribly sorry about the last few months. But let me make it up to you. I'm still incredibly fat, and here I am enjoying 5 custard filled doughnuts while I show off my blubber. It ends up being about a 6000 calorie day today. More coming tomorrow.
