I eat because I'm hungry. I'm hungry because I'm fat. I'm fat because I eat... a bit too much. And so the cycle continues.
(ps. I also eat because I'm trying to get fatter, but that sounded less poetic.)
So here I'm doing something that may possibly be a little contentious: I'm shaving my belly fat! I do sometimes like the feel of a clean shaven belly and I think it makes my fat look, well, fatter. Sorry if this isn't your thing, but it will grow back soon enough anyway :P
I also eat a pint of custard, taking my daily calories just a hair over 7000.
And lots of belly and fat play.