Garfield Theory in 3 Lines.
Added 2025-03-28 05:25:53 +0000 UTCBill Murray’s Garfield is a descendant of Egyptian Spaghetti Alien CGI Cats. He is Pan.
The British worship his kind. Cults seek to kill them. They control everything.
All the characters except Garfield know this. Jon is a hostage. Odie is a sacrifice. Liz is a spy.
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When this theory comes out I’m making lasagna to enjoy this theory to.
Morticus
2025-03-28 19:05:25 +0000 UTCI'm gonna need more than 3 lines 😂👀
Violetta
2025-03-28 05:57:44 +0000 UTC
