Hey!! Remember this from LAST YEAR? Can you believe how lazy I've been? Simply unbelievable.
Where did we leave off... Oh, yes! Banjo— I mean, the BEAR that Conker plays as has a showdown against a vicious-looking reptile. And what a SURPRISE! Banjo's unleashes his final move on Krusha, pulls out his schwiener and stuffs it in the crocodile's tailhole. Conker must've played this game a lot...
But there's A TWIST! An unidentified third party appears and catches Banjo off-guard, gagging him. Krusha is so strong that he literally breaks metal chains by flexing (which I will admit... I wish I were those chains right now). This whole ordeal devolves into a threesome. Conker hardly has the upper hand anymore...
I'm pretty sure I planned to have a few shots of Conker interspersed in this section... Just a few simple shots of him waggling his joystick around. The one in his pants too, obviously. As this is nearing the end of this prototype, I was still storyboarding everything.
But alas, it was all a dream. Two angry nerds yell at Conker, who supposedly waited way too long while he was just mindlessly waggling the stick on a Game Over screen. Conker's starting to think these dreams are going a bit far.
Tsarin
2025-02-11 03:55:26 +0000 UTC