Timber: "What's Conker going to dress up for our Halloween party as, you think?"
Pipsy: "A sexy police officer. With a bushy handlebar mustache."
Bumper: "Bro, what. He's totally going for, like... a vampire. He's got the teeth!"
Banjo: "He usually goes for his Grim Reaper costume..."
Conker walks downstairs in his costume. Everyone rushes over to discover what it is...
"... Wow. Okay."
One thing you gotta know about Conker is that he's not fond of his heritage, so anything to do with bats is a no-go. (Though he's okay with Irish-ish things...)
On the other hand, anything to do with katanas is pretty fuckin' badass. He's not an otaku by any means, but if he's given a choice between a machine gun, a flamethrower, a scythe, and a katana... you know he's going for that katana.
Bumper: "Are you actually gonna go outside with your shirt off? Heh heh!"
Conker: "Yeah, why?"
Bumper: "Oh, no kidding!! You got ballsy, bro!"
Timber: "Can I... feel it?"
Conker: "... No? Creep."
Timber: "Wait, no! I-I meant your sword!"
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