*Overwhelming and sudden gushing from the audience*
Added 2024-09-15 19:00:06 +0000 UTCVoices are heard from backstage
Diddy: "What!! Man, Banjo's getting all that praise, and what do I get!
Dude, my name is literally in the game's title! Do I have to show my entire ass to get some recognition?"Pipsy: "I mean, Banjo IS really good-looking, I'm not gonna lie.
(And, that sort of... woodchip smell he has on him is kinda sexy too...)
(Don't become a sugar mommy. Don't become a sugar mommy...)"Diddy: "Nooo, not you too, babe...!"
Timber: "Take it easy, Diddy... It's not a competition."
Diddy: "OF COURSE it is!! Dude, I was winning because of that nut shot I sneaked in!
If I didn't have these fuckin'... thin-ass monkey bones, I could actually get ripped and have pecs like that! And THEN I'd be SWIMMING in precum and pussy juice! OLYMPIC SWIMMING!"Timber: "My god, you are so petty..."
Bumper: "Yooo! Is it just me or... is Banjo kinda sexy in a tank top? Hot damn."
Drumstick: "Show us your big guns, big guy!!
SHIRT OFF, YEEAHH!"
Comments
Yeesh, that doesn't bode well for Banjo. He won't play dirty, but Diddy on the other hand...
HolloNut
2024-12-22 04:22:25 +0000 UTCDiddy, there's an obvious solution here~ Time for you and Banjo to have a sexy Walk-Off to try to out-sexy each other (for all of our benefit!)
Tsarin
2024-12-19 07:48:11 +0000 UTCnah, diddy, he has always been the better star, not biased at all~ even conker beat him and he tied for 3rd... speaking of conker, he is not there, must be busy stealing his underwear in his room or something~
redyoshi
2024-09-16 07:54:19 +0000 UTCI second that. Also he fills out that tank top sooo nicely.
Alexander
2024-09-15 22:06:05 +0000 UTCMy heart melts for him. You make Banjo so irresistible it should be a crime.
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
2024-09-15 20:46:43 +0000 UTC
