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Ask the Crew! [Krunch]

You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!

This week's quizzee is Krunch! Bring that tail over here!

Krunch appears from off-stage, dragging his thick tail on the floor behind him.
He stands up to the microphone and gives a dull look to the near-empty room.

"Hey. The name's Krunch.
..."

Krunch... Can you give us a bit more than that?
Like... Your hobbies, or something.

"I fix cars."

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Okay, making progress. How old are you? When was your last relationship?

"Ain't nun'a your damn business my relationships.
I'm 30."

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He's all yours, folks!

Comments

Krunch: "Ain't n'much to it. Thanks fer the compliment, though. I guess, s'all thanks to my 'ma's cookin'. She makes the best damn borscht, makes her own pickles... damn good pelmeni dumplings... Best cook I know. Only cook I got too, 'cuz I'd prob'ly die starvin' if I was locked in a grocery store. Other scalies I know, they usually go for burgers 'n' wings, 'cuz apparently they can afford it... I ain't gonna touch that stuff, 'nless I'm out and I ain't got food. 'N' yeah, I guess I work out too. Nothin' huge, just pump som' iron in my room every now 'n' then."

HolloNut

You've kept yourself in great shape despite all the challenges you've faced. What do you owe that to?

SUPEREEVEEMASTER

Dang, I think we all wish we could see that!

Tsarin

https://www.patreon.com/posts/111113749

HolloNut

K: "Weirdest car repair I 'done... Yeah. Back when I was a Kremlin', I fixed King K.'s cars. King's cars were summin' else, lemme tell ya's. Had himself a limo, a two-storey bus, a bulldozer, a boat on wheels... 'Guy's crazy about his clown cars. Ain't none of it legal, but he ain't got caught. I fixed that limo 'couple times, but never 'cuz the car's bad. It's all the stuff they put inside that damn thing. Fridge's leakin', stove's smokin', roof ain't foldin' anymore, summin' stuck in that jacuzzi of his... Damn Kremlin' morons built that car like a god-damn Frankenstein, all the stuff it don't need. That car's his idea of a yacht, cruisin' downtown. Didn't get to ride that stupid limo, but 'parently the jacuzzi fell out while he was drivin', couple years ago. Wish I could'a seen King K. on his bare ass in the middle 'a road... Gheh heh."

HolloNut

What's the weirdest car fixing-related incident you've ever had? Got any tips for keeping oil out of clothes and off of scales?

SpellCatty

You work on cars. What is your dream ride?

SUPEREEVEEMASTER


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