Ask the Crew! [Diddy]
Added 2024-07-31 21:00:01 +0000 UTCYou've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Diddy! Show us what you've--
~WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
A heavy electric guitar strum blares through the stage speakers.
Clad in red, masked with sunglasses, a chimp appears on stage with his instrument.
His fingers run across the strings as he performs a blazing guitar solo.
He's clearly just playing chords and riffs at random, but his confidence more than makes up for his lack of practice.
He holds the final note of his solo, basking in its sheer heart-pounding vibrations—
It gets cut off. The unplugged amp cable is thrown on stage.
"Dude, what the hell!
I was almost done, you ruined my perfect intro!"
No response other than dismissive glares.
Diddy begrudgingly rolls up the cable and puts away his guitar.
"Pfff... Whatever.
Yooo, big city!!
You wanna have fun?!"
Dead silence.
"Is... Is this a nursery home?
Oh no, not another gig in a nursery home, please..."
"... Okay!! Well, my name's Diddy~
I'm... actually NOT single, technically?
I'm more of a swinger, y'know! Free love, and all that~"
"Let's see, I like walks on the beach... nude beaches... piña coladas, smooth rap...
Guys with big dicks, girls with big tits... and vice-versa~"
"And... my favourite game is Nintendo 69!
I'll let you figure out what that is. Nyehehe~"
Comments
Primate feet are similar to their hands. Does that come with any perks?
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
2025-11-07 14:48:01 +0000 UTCThoughts on No Nut November?
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
2025-11-01 14:16:14 +0000 UTCFavorite video game— GO!
Squil
2025-02-16 06:11:43 +0000 UTCWhat's your favorite/most memorable prank? What's the story behind your hat? Favorite dessert?
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
2025-02-07 23:31:23 +0000 UTCDiddy, you have absolutely excellent vibes. I like your style! I'll have to visit one of your DJ sessions soon...
Tsarin
2024-12-02 03:15:19 +0000 UTChttps://www.patreon.com/posts/you-seem-to-be-110255321
HolloNut
2024-09-14 16:51:48 +0000 UTChttps://www.patreon.com/posts/110131580
HolloNut
2024-08-16 21:01:20 +0000 UTCYo Diddy! You seem to be on the promiscuous side. What would you say was your wildest sexual escapade?
Drake Arlin
2024-08-14 21:30:30 +0000 UTCHey, Diddy! Word is, is that that you're pretty "open-minded" about wardrobe malfunctions! Got any crazy stories to share about that?
SpellCatty
2024-08-12 11:25:14 +0000 UTCD: "I mean, forget 'just the guitar' – I play every instrument in a band! I do vocals, I do guitar, I do drums, I do bass... But I guess I usually end up doing vocals and guitar~ I started when DK picked up drums seriously... Kinda? So he was like 21, and I would'a been 14. Fifteen years ago! Obviously I picked it up because DK was doing it, and I thought it was cool. I've always kinda been his li'l sidekick! We're in a band together, you oughta know - it's me, DK, and my second cousins Tiny and Chunky... We're the D.K. Crew~ We had another member, but he dropped out 'cause he wasn't really good at rapping, which we do a lot of. But, you know... we're not really a serious band, and we're not really doing one style in particular, either. We just do it for fun~"
HolloNut
2024-08-09 15:00:17 +0000 UTCD: "Dude, there ain't no typical day for me~ Honest, I don't really have a 'typical' day, like you'd think. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, sometimes in the afternoon... Depends what I was doing the day before! I have a couple jobs – I help out DK with his restaurants, with his moving company... I take pictures, I do repair work, I film videos, I give massages... Basically, I'm here to fill in the boots of whoever needs it, and my family's got aaaaall sorts of stuff going on. And of course, I DJ a lot at night, and I also do music! My one passion~ If I'm not working, I'm usually out to get food, or hang out with my family... or smoke some weed, go on a date, go watch a movie, have sex, go for a drive in town... go clubbing, make out, stay at home and game a little... I think you get the picture~ I don't really have my own place, I usually sleep at DK's or Dixie's. I never know where I'll sleep next. Just enjoying the urban life."
HolloNut
2024-08-09 14:43:51 +0000 UTCHow long have you been playing guitar and what made you wanna pick it up?
Regal Alliance
2024-08-01 15:14:55 +0000 UTCWhat is a typical day for Diddy Kong (describe your day from start to finish)? Where do you see yourself/would like to be doing in the future?
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
2024-07-31 21:28:36 +0000 UTC
