Word around here is that you like fat cocks. I'm happy to provide them to you.
So, a little backstory... Everyone in the group knows each other from childhood, back when they were attending a crummy summer camp. Drumstick over here happened to be the 'junior counsellor' in charge of this little group... which is really just a way to say, his parents sent their 15-year-old kid to summer camp, where he basically "looked after" the younger kids with no wage, because child labour is illegal!
So Drumstick was like a big brother figure to the other kids. Even today, he still sees them as his little campers, and tries to be a good role model by acting all manly and reliable, and puffing up his chest, telling 'dad jokes'... Really, everyone knows he's not the best role model, but you have to appreciate his dedication!
Also before I get rocks thrown at me for making their junk proportions too realistic... These portraits were from years ago! I'll say no more... Just you wait.
HolloNut
2024-03-17 22:07:42 +0000 UTCTsarin
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