Conker, 2019 mugshot
Added 2024-03-10 21:41:38 +0000 UTCThere's our returning star from Funfair, in all of his fuzzy, 5-foot-and-hung glory!
I should mention, this story and Funfair are not connected in any way, although they do take place in similar universes. Conker and Banjo are childhood friends, Conker lost Berri in a tragic incident, he's more of a downer and has receded in a life of drinking and listening to moody music...
Although, despite his cynical and uncooperative nature, he's got a sweet bucktooth and can hardly pass an opportunity to quench his chocolate addiction.
Maybe you'll be the one to turn his life around, this time...
Comments
I don't know about you, but I'd rather make love to him in a bed than a tree. ;)
HolloNut
2024-03-11 12:25:16 +0000 UTCHow badly I wish he lived in a tree near me.
BiologicalShell
2024-03-11 05:51:12 +0000 UTC
