May Schedule

Hey there, Patrons! We hope you're having a good April so far, and are enjoying the content we've posted this month. We're sorry we didn't get you a preview of the Hold-it Round 1 Decider before it went live, but things are still super busy here right now and we're working flat out just to get the issues ready on time. We're planning on running a few simpler issues over the next couple of months to help us get back on track and take some of the pressure off - this means we'll step back from some of the more complex storylines for a while, but we'll still keep a full focus on the desperation and we'll make sure that all issues include plenty of that squirming, groaning, farting, prairie-dogging, butt-grabbing and general panic and discomfort that you all love so much. We hope you enjoy what we've got lined up, but do let us know if you prefer the deeper storylines, so we know to plan some in for later this year.

We know there's been some call for our girls making it to the toilet. We'll still primarily be a panty-pooping channel, but we'll make sure we mix some toilet pooping in too to keep you guessing and add some variety.

Anyway, what's in store for May? First-up is a crazy story idea that occurred to me late one night and overtook the studio for over 2 weeks while we got it ready to share. It's called Agent Orange, and it features two new characters: British secret agent Jamie Blonde, and international thief, Naranja el Gato. Complete with crazy gadgets, silly names and even sillier romances, this is the perfect story for lovers of a popular British spy franchise.

This issue will be on your screens on 2nd May, with the static images appearing 1 week later.

Later in May, we'll have another Laxative Challenge issue, this time featuring beautiful blonde adult star, Kel. She's familiar with doing solo masturbation videos for other studios, but she's never done a poop desperation show before, so this is new for her. Understandably she's nervous, but she's also pretty uncomfortable, because the pre-desperation flatulence kicks in while she's walking to the location, and she doesn't want to break wind in public. Also Maria has been getting a little too big for her heels recently, so I've taken her off the Laxative Challenge roster for a while. Gemma is directing this one, and I think she'll do a great job - I think we should let her direct some more Laxative Challenge shoots.

This issue goes live on 16th May.

Finally, a little gift from me to you: I was having some, er, private time yesterday, and I chained up 3 of my favorite girls in the dungeon and gave them all a healthy dose of my Special Laxative Formula, but it's up to you guys and girls what we do with them now. Poor Chara is begging you to let her use the bathroom. What do you think? Should we let her go? I think she might have an accident in those cute orange panties if we don't let her down, but I don't know, perhaps we could make her hold it just a little longer? Like, 20 minutes, maybe? Or 30? She looks like she's about ready to do anything in exchange for a bathroom visit - what would you have her do to buy her way down? I can think of a few things. I'd probably let her use the bathroom first, though - the stink of her losing her cargo half-way through might put me off my stride, although it would be hot as hell to watch her succumb to her desperation and see that big nasty load come bursting out into her panties.

Let us know if you want a full issue including 3 beautiful women chained to the railings, urgently trying not to let my Special Laxative Formula force their poop out into their panties. We still have 3 rounds of the 2025 hold-it contest to produce, and we don't have any set locations for any of them yet. I think this scenario is perfect!

Thank you all again for your continued support, it's thanks to you beautiful people that we get up early every day to make sure these issues are ready on time, we couldn't do this without you.

Sadie and Poppy xx