London Girl
Added 2024-08-10 05:00:03 +0000 UTCHey there, Patrons! For this week's issue we head across the pond to London, where we meet Cheryl, who speaks in a special British language called Cockney Rhyming Slang. For those of you who aren't fluent, I've added translations in the bottom left corner. Do you think poor Cheryl can keep that Betty Boo locked up on her bottle of glass, or will it come out in her Adam and the Ants? Read on to find out!
For those of you who speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, I've taken a few liberties with the language and made up a few new words to get the story told. There's only so many ways you can say poo, shit and crap in the traditional language.
Let us know if you want more of Cheryl - I'd love to get her over to LA for a studio shoot or for some fun and games in the dungeon - do you think we should we let Maria have her for a Laxative Challenge issue?
Kezi will be back later this year.
