Thank You

Thank you Patrons, thank you so, so much for your support! Another month has passed, and Poppy and I are still totally blown away by the support you've shown us since we started. That you choose to spend your time and your money supporting our project is really heartwarming, and we really, really appreciate what you do for us. We wouldn't be able to continue working and releasing as often as we do if it wasn't for you, so thank you, thank you, thank you!

And now, for the second month in a row, I must apologize for having not updated you with a schedule! We've been having a hard time working out exactly in what sequence to deliver all the issues we've got lined up over the next few months, but I've decided to stop overthinking it and just do it.

So, what's next on our agenda? What cute young lady is going to find herself with a desperate need to relieve herself and no opportunity to do so?

Well, above we have a shot from your next issue, called Delightful Desperation. Going out at the end of this week, this issue features fan-favorite Gemma doing something delightfully naughty - pleasuring herself while she needs to poop! It's been something of a secret fantasy of hers for a while, but she finally decided to give it a try. She held in her poop for a couple of days, until the urge was absolutely overwhelming, and then she got herself comfortable on her bed and started touching where it feels best. I love watching pretty ladies masturbating, so this was a real joy to put together, and I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed creating it. This one's a bit off-the-wall, but don't panic, we'll be back to our regular desperate affairs soon enough.

Next, landing on 19th April, we have an issue called Behind Schedule:

Originally we had billed this one for March, but due to some scheduling conflicts we moved it into April and renamed it - conveniently, to Behind Schedule. Although Asha, Kezi and Harriet probably don't think it's too convenient, since they are desperate to come up with a format for the 2024 hold-it contests but also desperate to go number 2. Eating healthy flapjacks and drinking lots of strong coffee might help them come up with some great ideas, but it doesn't help with the increasing pressure in their lower abdomens or the repeated clenching of their anal sphincters as they try to prevent nature from taking its hurried course.

And before we know it we'll be into May, and our first May issue is called Desperate To Do Her Business:

This issue features gorgeous market trader Danielle, who lost some money on the stock market and is trying to make it back real quick by taking Maria's Laxative Challenge. I know a lot of people lost out pretty big back in 2008, so I'm not sure we'll have much sympathy when Danielle's bowels start cramping up hard and she's gotta choose between gritting her teeth and clenching her butt to recover her losses, or relieving herself into those smart tight trousers and having to waddle her way home in disgrace. The creative for this is actually really old, from way back before we launched on Patreon, so you get a little sneak peek into the past and you can see how things have progressed since then.

I'll have another update and some more promo shots in May, but here's a few more teasers of what we've been working on:

• Kaylee wants to learn how to be submissive

• Georgia is having a real tough time in prison

• An all-new girl has an uncomfortable experience at her BFF's house when she takes a laxative to try to cure her constipation

  Have yourselves a fantastic April, and I'll catch you all on Friday for your next issue!