End of Year Schedule

Hey there, Patrons!  Is it half-way through December already?  Wow, where has that gone?  Somewhere between doing the day job, sorting the Christmas shopping and working on new issues, the last few weeks have just disappeared!

I hope you're all well and enjoying the latest issue that landed a few days ago.  Hannah and Gemma have been fan favorites since their debut and they're personal faves of mine too, I absolutely love working with these beautiful ladies, and I hope you love them too.  It always takes me a while to finish their issues because I have to keep stopping *blush*.  For those of you on the Static Image tier, Hannah and Gemma will be on your screens later this week.

Don't forget our special Christmas issue lands on the 29th December, and before we know it we'll be into January, and Poppy and I will be celebrating 2 fun years on Patreon.  We'll be having our own private celebration in the morning, but we hope to have something special to celebrate with you later that day.  This will be a short and sweet issue for both WebComic and Static Image Patrons.

OK, so what have we got planned for January?

On the 12th Jan, we wind back the clock to one of the very first issues we put together, before we had even thought about launching on Patreon.  Remastered and redesigned for 2024, this issue, called Sadie's Experiments, looks back at the various tortures I had to put myself through while I was perfecting my Special Laxative Formula.  Without a willing volunteer, I had no choice but to test my experimental formulas on myself - the result was an awful lot of abdominal discomfort and some rather unfortunate panty accidents.  But you love that stuff, right..?

Static Image Patrons will get access to all the hot and desperate static images on 19th Jan.

On 26th Jan, it's the welcome return of the gorgeous Natascha, who tries again to beat my Laxative Challenge.  She obviously really, really wants that cash, because she puts herself through some very intense discomfort to try for the prize.  Maria seems to really enjoy being the mistress in charge of the Laxative Challenge shoots, because she's back again to give poor Natascha the encouragement she needs to stay in the game when every cell in her body is screaming at her to make a run for the nearest bathroom.  Remember, Natascha doesn't speak English, but fortunately Maria is fluent in Natascha's native tongue, so at least they can communicate.

The Static Image version will be released on 2nd Feb.

And finally, if you enjoyed seeing Hannah struggle with that bursting load in The Long Walk Home then you're in for a real treat, as she's back again in an issue tentatively titled "The Unclean Cleaner."  To find out why she's locked in that cage when she'd clearly much rather be locked in the bathroom, you'll have to wait until the issue is released on 9th Feb!

That's not all we have planned, as we've got loads of stuff backed up in our pipeline (a little bit like poor Hannah, I guess..?) and we're desperate to share it all with you.  But, just like Hannah, we're going to have to wait a while!

We'll be running a new hold-it contest throughout 2024, with 3-competitor qualifiers through quarters 1-3, and the final in Q4.  Will we come up with all-new methods to torment our competitors, or will we stick with the tried-and-true Special Laxative Formula to make sure our poor ladies are bursting to poop when the contest starts?

There'll be more Laxative Challenge issues, but we'll also be debuting an all-new Cash Challenge format this year, in which ambitious young ladies can take my Special Laxative Formula in order to win a gradually-increasing prize pot, with the ability to cash out whenever their desperation exceeds their determination.  But with penalties applied for farting, will it be as lucrative as it seems..?

Plus we've got plenty more stories, kinky desperation play, and a few special features to satisfy all your needs for beautiful, bursting butts.

Stay tuned, folks!