June Schedule

Hey there, Patrons!  Here's a quick schedule update, some promos and a little personal update from me that I hope you'll enjoy.

The first issue for June has already landed and you've probably already seen it if you're a WebComic Patron (the static image version lands this Friday).  I hope you enjoyed it, and let me know if you want to see Britney or her professors again.  Also notice the little cameo appearance from Lindsey, plus a new girl called Luella - you'll be seeing a lot more of these hot young ladies in the next few weeks!

The second issue for June, landing on 16th, is called Linda's Kinky Torment, and is another kinky desperation play issue.  I know not everybody is into this kind of desperation, but Linda is very cute when she's desperate and Luella is a cruel dominatrix, getting right under Linda's skin and really turning up her torment.  I hope you enjoy it, and if you think Luella is too cruel, I'm sure we can turn the tables on her in a later issue - I'll bet she looks seriously hot when she's trying not to lose her load.

Depending on where you are in the world, you may also get a third issue on the last day of June.  If not, you'll get it on the 1st July.  In this issue, Lindsey's unfortunate trip to the town jail is made even more unpleasant when she's stuck behind bars with a desperate need to empty her bowels, which her hot cellmate really doesn't appreciate.  I've totaled up the votes on whether she drops her load in the can or makes a mess in those tiny little shorts, I know which way this story is heading but I'm enjoying doing all the details around her perfect little butt so much that I'll probably release an alternate ending later in the year.

Later in July I'll be travelling back to see my demon mistress in the underworld, where I'll be put through a grueling devotion ritual designed to test my colonic endurance right to its limits, and at the end of July we'll be releasing the 3rd round of the 2023 hold-it contest, in which 3 of the most beautiful young women battle their behinds once again to see who can resist the urge to release the contents of their bowels for the longest.  I've mixed up the format for this one again, so expect something different this time.

Finally - on the subject of resisting the urge to release the contents - a little personal update from me.  This features pee desperation and is absolutely, 100% real, so keep reading if you want the full, juicy details!

So - IRL, I have an overactive bladder.  That means, I feel the urge to go pee way before my bladder is actually full, so I go to the bathroom too early, which means I pee little and often.  Way back in 2019 I started on a bladder training regime, but it was kinda hard, and when I started working at home back in 2020 I just kinda stopped worrying about it, since most of the time I was right by a toilet anyway.  It was only a problem if I had to go out, which isn't that often.

Well, last week I went on a road trip, and I had to pull over like every 45 minutes to empty my bladder.  Every time I got stuck in traffic it was stressful, and a couple of times I was trying to drive while crossing my legs and hoping there'd be a rest stop just around the next bend (which, of course, there wasn't).  I made it through the journey with dry panties (just!) but it wasn't over.

While I was away, I took a kayak out on a lake.  I'm not one of these adventurous action girl types, but the weather was good and I hadn't kayaked in like 30 years, so I thought, why not?  Well, 50 minutes out on the water and I suddenly had to go pee.  I paddled up to an island, but typically, everyone else had paddled there too.  I didn't want to go back early and lose my rental time, so I figured I'd have to somehow pee in the lake.  I could have left the kayak on the beach and swum out into the shallows, but it was busy, and everyone knows when you're standing there with that vacant far-away look in your eyes that you're actually peeing in the water.  So that wouldn't work.

Well, it was hot, and I'd brought a water bottle with me.  After taking a few sips, I poured the rest into the lake, found a nice clear stretch where there was nobody around, and pulled my swimming costume to one side.  Fortunately I hadn't worn shorts!  Problem was, the water bottle top was on the small side, and it wasn't easy to get everything lined up.  Anyone watching the lake with a telescope would have seen a helluva sight!  And, yeah, it kinda didn't go well...  I probably got around three quarters of it in the bottle, and the rest just sort of sprayed all over the kayak, over my lunchbox, over my legs and down around the butt area of my swimming costume.

I knew it was going to be sticky and smelly by the time I got back to the rental place, so I'd have to get in the water and swim to get it off, and make sure I splashed loads of fresh water in the kayak to mask the fact that I'd totally just peed all over it.  But of course, I couldn't pull up on the island and get out with a wet patch all around my butt, so I had to splash loads of water in before I landed so it wasn't so obvious.

And can you believe it?  20 minutes before I was due to return the kayak, I had to do it all over again!  And yes, after drying out in the heat, I got myself covered in pee for a second time, and had to get out again to clean myself off...

Well, after all that, I've decided it's time to get back on the bladder training wagon, so for the last few days I've been drinking big glasses of water and restricting my visits to the little girls' room until I'm right about to pee myself.  Over and over and fucking over!  And I'll have to keep doing this for weeks before it really gets any better!  I'm drinking so much that within 15 minutes of peeing, I have to pee again - but I can't, I have to hold it, sitting cross-legged on my office chair bouncing up and down while I'm trying to work.

But the real problem?  All this deliberate desperation is making me horny!  It wasn't so bad over the weekend when there was a lot going on, but today the place will be empty and I've got to work.  Well, I'm supposed to work, but in between having to take care of two different desperate urges, who knows how much I'll actually get done..?

Let me know if you want to hear more about this, I'm going to be doing it most days for the next few weeks so there's going to be plenty to tell...