April Schedule

Hey there, Patrons!  I hope you're having a Happy April so far.  Please allow all of us here at Cabra HQ to wish a Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate, and for those who don't, a happy chocolate-egg-laying bunny weekend.

Above is another preview from the Hold-it Contest Round 2 issue, which lands on 21st April, but before that, don't forget our next issue - Morning Shift - goes live on the 7th at 10pm, as usual.

Also we've got a little bonus issue coming your way in April - it's only a few pages but it's got some great pooping and desperation content, and it sets the scene for the Hold-It Contest round.  If you ever had a fantasy about a hot flight attendant in her smart outfit struggling with an unexpectedly desperate urge to empty her cramping bowels, then you'll love this one!  We'll drop this one sometime on Sunday 16th, like a cute call handler slamming the cubicle door after a really long call with an irate customer the morning after a night of spicy food.

Also, here's an early sneak-preview of something that's heading your way in May - you'll learn a bit more about this one closer to the time, so I'll just leave this here:

Finally - I promised you all some genuine commentary on the state of my colon this week, I was actually planning to have a desperation day yesterday, but I'm really sorry, it didn't work out yet.  I was away camping with some friends at the weekend and I genuine for real came down with food poisoning - unfortunately not out the fun end, so I won't gross you out with the details.  So, I've decided to be kind to my digestive system for a few days, eating simple foods and letting nature take its course whenever it's ready (it's not been giving me much warning this week, I've had to stay close to the bathroom).

Things are clearing up now, so I'm thinking about sometime next week, if all goes to plan.  I'll close off the waste valve for a couple of days, load up on some bulky stuff, wait until it starts getting urgent, and hopefully it'll all coincide with some nice quiet time with the place to myself, then I can hit the coffee and torture myself for a couple of hours.  And of course I'll share all the grizzly details, for those who want it.  (Plus it's great inspiration for future issues!)

Have fun everybody, and I'll be back in a few days with more updates.