Happy April, Poop Desperation Fans!
Added 2023-04-01 19:20:01 +0000 UTCHey there! Thank you once again for your continued support as we roll into April. I'm still absolutely blown away by the support from all of you, Poppy and I both massively appreciate your patronage, and we hope we're still fulfilling your needs for cute desperate ladies and explosive panty accidents.
So, you probably guessed it, there's no early access link for Cabra Magazine - it was an April Fool! I hope you aren't too disappointed (and I hope you haven't confused your newsstand asking for it) - just remember it could be worse, I could have offered downloadable honk-if-you're-bursting bumper stickers or something (actually, that's a great idea, I need one of those).
Those magazine samples were actually made for something totally different that I was working on a few months ago, I had them lying around and wanted to share them with you, and thought this would be a fun way to do it.
But, if you really do want to read any of those articles listed on the cover pages, just let me know and I'll see if I can turn any of them into a comic issue.
Anyway, I'm sorry there's no magazine, but don't panic, there's plenty of bursting desperate action from the cute ladies here at Cabra HQ coming your way. Here's a sample from something I'm working on right now - the 2nd round of the 2023 Hold-It Contest! We're gonna drop this one real soon, just like the quiet college girl who's quivering at the back of a busy bus ride, desperately trying to hang on to that bursting load until she reaches her stop.
I'll be back on in a couple of days to talk about the full release schedule for April, and what we've got going on in May, and also to tell you about what's going on in my colon. I've got the place to myself one morning next week, so I'm planning to load up on bulky foods, put on some old pants and turn the air brown for as long as I can stand it. Stay tuned, folks!
