Thank you, Patrons!

Welcome to October, everybody, and thank you so much for choosing to share this journey with us as we delve deeper into the world of female poop desperation.  I know I say this every month, but we honestly wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for your support.  I hope you're all still enjoying it as much as we are, and if there's anything you'd like to see, or anything you're not enjoying and want us to stop, please let us know.

Before we get into the October release schedule and the promos you've been waiting for, a quick update on the billing system: we've now switched to Anniversary Billing.  This is an all-new feature from Patreon and one we digital content creators have been desperately wanting for a long time.  Under this new billing system, Patrons are charged monthly on the date they joined, instead of on the 1st of the month.  This prevents people from paying to become a Patron on, say, the 25th of the month, then being billed again on the 1st of the next month.

This has no affect on anyone who is already a Patron, so all you generous guys and girls continue to be billed on the 1st, but it means I can promote the content throughout the month, so we can continue to grow the community.  We really don't like it when people get billed twice so close together, but up until now it's been out of our hands, so we're glad this new feature is up and running and hopefully we can give potential new Patrons a better experience.

We're getting through our backlog of zip files, soon we've have all the back-catalog online for download so you'll stop seeing those daily updates.  I hope this is making your lives easier and we'll continue to supply zip files with all new issues as they're posted.

The new two-issues-per-month format seems to be working.  I was worried we'd get behind trying to push out so much content, and I was a little nervous about having October's releases ready, but I had to travel away on business last week and managed to get up to date during those lonely hours in the hotel room.  Don't worry, I put a folded towel on the chair before I started.  Who knows how many other butts those hotel chairs have seen..?  We all know what people do when they're away alone in a hotel room.

With all of that update stuff out of the way, here's a few promos for October and beyond!

Friday, 7th October - Camping Catastrophe

I am so excited to share this one with you!  Chara is sweet, shy and absolutely gorgeous, especially when she's been holding her poop because she doesn't want to use the hole-in-the-ground.  Static images land on Friday 14th.

Friday, 21st October - Magical Mishap

This was supposed to be a short Halloween Special posted on the 31st, but as I worked on the script it progressed into a full issue all of its own.  Apprentice witch Luisa's spell backfires, causing a sudden and irrepressible need to empty her bowels.  Static images following on 28th October.

If there's space in the schedule then I'll get another real quick Halloween Special out the 31st, but there's still a lot to cover for November's content, so I can't promise anything.  I need another business trip!

November 4th is the tentative release date for Office Hold-it Contest 4, the grand final, featuring the three winners from our previous hold-it contests, as they battle their butts to find out who can retain my Special Laxative Formula for the longest.  I haven't told the girls this yet, but we're going to mix up the format, so they'll have a real hard time keeping their butts closed and you'll all have a real good show to watch.

A lot of people really enjoyed the Vacation Romance issue, so I've started working on a follow-up.  We might post this as a bit of summer sunshine to cheer up the dark nights later in November.  Plenty of sexual content and kinky action, as our new friend Josefina tries being dominant.

Also I figured I'd try to do something with these Laxative Challenge issues that we've got lying around.  Earlier this year you saw Corrine clench her cute naked butt as my Special Laxative Formula worked its magic, but here's an alternative take on the same scene: this time we dressed her up in some cute little pink shorts, gave her my Special Laxative Formula, and I stand off-camera and order her to keep her poop in while she begs to use the bathroom.

Let us know if this is something you want to see.  We can post up this issue as a trial sometime in October or November, and if you like the format, we've got lots more material that can be reworked in this way.

OK, have a great October, folks, we'll keep you updated as we get more future issues ready, and as always, let us know if there's any way we can improve the content or the service for you!