Sadie's Birthday Present
Added 2022-05-30 05:00:02 +0000 UTCOMG Patrons! It's my birthday today and the girls have just walked me down the road to this strip joint, where they say they've booked me some kind of special private show. I've no idea what it is, but they've given me some tissues and told me to "expect mess".
So far nobody has offered me anything to drink, which I'm taking as a good sign - my poor bowels can't take any more punishment after testing my Special Laxative Formula last week...
