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It's only okay to do evil shit when I say so!

I assumed it was "Don't call on me unless you mean it"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Hi, I’m God and I am here to present my rules for ethical living I am the LORD thy God. No other gods before me. No graven images or likenesses. Thou shalt not take the LORD's name in vain. Remember the sabbath day. Honour thy father and thy mother. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor. I am THE BOSS You cannot switch bosses No pictures Don’t even say my name My day… respect it Your mom and dad, respect! No killing…unless I say so No cheating on your spouse No taking other people’s shit Don’t slander or libel Your stuff is yours but your neighbour’s shit is his Humans: So, the first couple commandments are you swinging your dick, then you say don’t be an asshole. Thanks…

Glenn W Crawford


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