Paul...what happened to you?
I don't know, I was at a party, I met a guy named Steve and the next thing I know I look like this.
And you came to work anyway?
I can't get it off and I couldn't call in saying sorry I can't come in I'm stuck dressed as a sissy.
Well I think you look fine, back to work.
Can I get help getting this off?
Ummm, no