You send Crystal a Skyrim meme and log into the game.

well, there is that boob and butt resizing spell mod... https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/62472/

Damien Jacobs

"Yeah sure thing! I got this loot against a boss that inflicted mesmerize on like half the party but it's requirements are pretty low." We haven't inspected the armour yet and its cursed, causing subliminal messaging.

I hope this means Crystal gets petrified outside the game in the Bad End! :D

Juan Yu See

if you die in the game you're fine. but maybe other effects might linger if they're flashy enough

Oh yeah

Lol love it

Dovah

"I think I've got some extra Armor I can hand you. Just a hands up, it's a bit wired..." PS: is this one of those situations where what happens in game, happen to the player?

lost in numbers

"Well, there is the discount gear I got. It has really good stats for no level requirement, but I don't have the gold to get it checked for curses, so we should probably just hit up the sorceress tower nearby. I heard it has good drops for Enchantress and Demoness classes." People tend to be more open to suggestions when they are given a choice to make, I've found.

chaosx44

Crystal? Where are you, I don't s--oh, you're the naked girl! Hold on, I think I have something SLIGHTLY better for you.

Me

"of course i do. you do still have the CBBE mod installed, right?"

Damien Jacobs

“i kinda only have super specific stuff for me but i know a quest we can do to get some more ‘fitting’ armor ;)”

sakigore

"I dunno, I kinda like you like this. What's in it for me :p" (After getting a rise out of her) "just kidding, here's some gear for my favorite partner" (hands over gear)

JM

Oooh, I like that idea! Especially if it's done as a joke to start, before MC discovers that it has been programmed to work on VR players

Darklordiablo

This was great! Next, she can get hypnotized by a Vampire or something, and be too lo-lvl to resist

crilleedara

Oh yeah I got this special event gear w/ some unique perks (you give her succubus armor: gives the wearer the powers of a succubus....)

userrandy

The main character and crystal can have fun learning new shouts. Throw voice, dragon aspect, drain vitality, unrelenting force, and my favorite: Bend Will - “Your voice bends the very stones to your will. As it gains power, animals, people, and even dragons must do your bidding.”

"Why you worried, queen? This game isn't hard even without gear as long as you know to farm beegirls before slimes." This will turn out to be an epic troll on Crystal.

Leo Campbell

"I've got a sandwich suit. That's all until we can beat some monsters for gold to buy one... Guess you'll have to be the bait."

Duth Olec

Sorry, I don’t have any armor for your level, but I can help you grind for a new set in a bit. But I did bring a legendary choker you can equip, sorry for making you wait.

Zagan

"Earn it! I'll help you on your starter missions, still gotta decide what class you will be... I mean 'you are!'" (Side Note: I'd think it'd be hot to corrupt her class to a dancer or something cute/sexy ^~^

Miyu Hasuna

"All I can spare is boots, bracers and a helmet."

Definitely strange to be missing your starting gear 🤔

“It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!”

Litch001

"First, tell me what the hell happened, then I'll give you some of the dupes I got, maybe"

RenegadeGrenade