The lost Jojo episode

Ok so this is based on me joking around with friendo so grain of salt.

Ok so ground rules I guess. First thing is when I was originally joking about this I did say that this happened before the introduction of the Egyptian stands, meaning that this happens before Iggy's introduced. which accidentally places this perfectly between episode 24 and 25 (after high priestess and before Geb) again happy accident but it works.

Second is I’ll probably just say when an idea is part of the og joke with these {}.

Ok so it starts with the stardust crusaders walking through the desert, the sun is beating down on them and the heat waves blur the shot.

Polnareff says something like “mes amis, it’s a hot one!”

Avdol would place a hand on his shoulder “come now polnareff, this heat is nothing compared to “the sun’s” blazing rays, isn’t that right Mr jostar?”

There’d probably be a shot of Jotaro’s {eyes closed with a scowl because he kinda comes across as hating the other crusaders} before walking past the two saying “good grief”

Maybe a shot of Kakyoin smiling, his smile fades however as a silhouette walks in from the horizon.

“Guys!” He calls out, alerting everyone.

A shot of all the crusaders with intense looks on their faces.

A foot steps into the frame and we see the approaching person. It’s a kid in some strange outfit.

“Calm down guys it’s just some kid” polnareff says loudly as he walks up to the boy.

As he does a stands arm materializes and grabs Polnareff's index finger, quickly twisting it and snapping sounds are heard.

“Aaah!” Polnareff shouts out “you bastard, Silver chariot!” His stand quickly materializing and slashes rapidly at the child. Who is pulled quickly back to a safe distance by his stands arm, strands of his hair are seen falling to the ground as Polnareff in the foreground clutches his fingers and breathes heavily.

“My name is Alan parson! And I have been sent by lord DIO to end all of your lives” the boy says as his full stand materializes doing a strange pose.

“A child stand user!?” Joseph says

“It’s not as unthinkable as one might think.” Kakyoin says.

“So what is your stand? besides ugly” Polnareff says as he rips off a part of his own shirt and bandages up his fingers.

“The fool? Perhaps the world?” kakyoin ponders to himself.

“No, I know which stand this is!” Avdol says “I had theorized of this stand’s existence but had hoped to be wrong, you see each stand has represented a card in the tarot; magician, hermet, chariot, hierophant and star respectively. Each stand representing both user and their card, but in using tarot cards to predict one’s destiny there is another factor in their use, an often overlooked factor! Gentlemen, the stand standing before us represents that very key factor! For he is the shuffling of the cards themselves!” Avdol shouts as the imagery of cards being shuffled are shown ending with him pointing to the stand, it making its stand sound which would probably be that really satisfying sound cards make when you shuffle them together.
{This was my funny way of sneaking in one more tarot stand, its supposed to be abit goofy}

Commercial bumper of stand user Alan parson

Commercial bumper of stand name Shuffle the Tarot

“ The stand of this user is the embodiment of the act of shuffling the deck of tarot cards!” Avdol restates.

{because if their going to restate in the Netflix seasons I don’t see why this fan episode should be different}

“Yes. My stand’s name is Shuffle the Tarot, and he is unstoppable!” Alan parson states.

{as every villain does in the episode their in}

“Oh we’ll see about that!” Polnareff shouts “silver chariot, do us the honor of cutting the cards!”

Silver chariot charges forward.

One of the cards on Shuffle the Tarots head rises and turns to the camera revealing the chariot tarot card. A swift flurry of swords fill the aim as a light speed reposting match begins. The sound of steel clashing is intense. Everyone is shocked. We see Polnareff with a shocked look about him, the camera zooms out showing Silver Chariot with a surprised look in his eyes. Then standing across from the two is Alan Parson and a second silver chariot (maybe with a shade darker color palette and eyes the same orange Color as shuffle the tarot’s orange eyes).

“What’s wrong, traitor? you look like you’ve seen a ghost!” Alan Parson says as his silver chariot slashes the original across the chest. Both Polnareff and his silver chariot gush blood from the chest.

“OH MY GOD!” Joseph yells out “how is this even possible, one second this punk kid has his own stand and the next there are two silver chariots?”

“I don’t know Mr Jostar, it may be possible for more than one person to have the same stand or to have stands indistinguishable at a glance” kakyoin deduces.

“An interesting theory, however , it be more fitting to say that his stand has taken the form and abilities of silver chariot rather than being a twin stand.” Avdol says, his Color palette highlighting purples and greens as images of enemy stands are shown behind him.

“ So it would seem we’ve been found out. While not the most complex or bizarre ability Shuffle the tarot won’t have much problems taking care of you all” Alan Parson says “now shuffle the tarot, cut this traitor in half!”

Shuffle the tarot’s silver chariot sword plunges downward in a shot with dark lighting, the glow of his eyes piercing through the darkness.

A loud clang is heard and the stardust crusader OST starts playing.

“ You'll find getting rid of me won’t be that easy” Polnareff exclaims as the silver chariots’ swords press against one another’s, their eyes menacingly staring at one another’s.

“How in the world?!” Alan parson exclaims.

“It’s a good thing that silver chariots armor doesn’t carry damage over like the average stands, otherwise that deep cut would have ripped through my organs” Polnareff thinks to himself “It would seem that while you may have the blade of silver chariot at your command you lack the experience, meaning you won’t know this trick!” He says aloud as he poses in the air as silver chariot seemingly explodes, as he’s consumed by smoke and his armor falls to the floor.

Alan parson and his silver chariot look confused , unaware of what happened.

When out from the smoke a blur shoots out.

“Now you face silver chariot at its maximum, prepare to taste defeat faker!” Polnareff shouts as the smoke around him clears.

The two chariots once again clash swords but the armorless original decimates his counterpart, before relenting and doing the after image technique to produce 4 copies. The fake silver chariot's eyes move around as it tries to keep up but is quickly attacked and stabbed repeatedly {as most Polnareff Victories go} as the OST ends.

A shot of a card floating into a void and flipping is shown.

A huge gust of sand bursts forward and Silver chariot is sent flying back, Polnareff falls to his knees as holes burst from his body.

“Bastard!” He yells.

As the Sand clears it’s revealed that hierophant green is the one to have blasted silver chariot, his hands still in the position.

“Did you really think defeating me would be that easy?” Alan Parson says “now Shuffle the Tarot finish this!”

As his Hierophant Green readies another blast Jotaro steps forward clutching his cap

“Good grief”

As he approaches star platinum materializes.

“Ah I’m quite familiar with that one too” Alan parson says as a star platinum stands over his shoulders, it’s Color’s and eyes indicate this is his.

“It would seem that while you can call on the power of any stand, you're limited to a single one at a time” Jotaro says as he continues to walk closer to Alan parson.

“If you think knowing that about my stand will help you, you're sadly mistaken” Alan parson says as his star platinum approaches Jotaro on its own (not being tied to the same range restriction as the original as it’s still Shuffle the Tarot). Once close enough the two platinum stars start punching each other.

“Ora ora ora!” Jotaro’s star platinum shouts

“ shuffling card sounds” come from the other.

Until their fists lock and their stare into each other's eyes as they press fists into each other’s .

“One thing kid”Jotaro says before star platinum’s fingers, which were resting atop the fist of the other star platinum’s extend poking him in the eyes giving Jotaro the chance to make a dash towards the small child  Alan Parson.

{friendo hates this and says star fingers should never be used outside of its introduction “You don't have permission to do this and i think less of you for leaving it in!”}

A roar is heard as Shuffle the Tarot has turned into magician’s red and is getting fired up, but is stopped when the real magician’s red grabs him and holds him in a headlock. (Fake is a more burgundy red)

“We’ve got your back Jotaro! Go after the user” Avdol says.

As the fake magician’s red watches Jotaro get closer to his child user it transforms again this time into the tower of gray, using its speed to close the gap and go after Jotaro before stopping mid air.

“This worked on the original, I figured it would work on you just the same” kakyoin says as it shows Tower of gray is caught in hierophant green’s web move.

Shuffle the tarot turns back into its original form, bursting out of hierophant green's web and shoots toward Jotaro as he grabs Alan parson.

“Your beat, kid give it up!” He says as he shakes the small child. As he does Alan parsons hair parts revealing a flesh bud {considering that the concept of them are introduced and forgotten about two people later}.

“Star platinum!” Jotaro calls preparing to have star platinum remove the parasitic lump. As star platinum’s hand approaches the bud shoots tendrils and moves violently as Alan parson screams in agony.

Jotaro drops him “what the hell, I didn’t even do nothing?”

Shuffle the Tarot crashes to the ground, shaking violently as it remembers DIO in a moonlit field with Enyaba and J.Geil watching from the shadows.

DIO smirks “remember, I,DIO, have implanted a special bud within you, any attempt to remove it or perceived threat shall bring tremendous agony and if the threat continues… death”

Shuffle the Tarot screeches out as its body cracks and pulsates.

Pieces of shuffles the tarot fall to the floor.

A woosh sound is heard and Jotaro is seen standing when star platinum moves to be behind him and starts punching hierophant green’s projectile crystals out of the air before being hit by a fireball sending them both flying. From the smoke two arms are seen, one looking like hierophant green’s and the other magician’s red. As the smoke clears a entirely new stand stands in the spot that Shuffle the tarot was, a chimera of stands seen before now floats in the spot.

Commercial bumper of stand user Shuffle the tarot act 2.

Commercial bumper of stand name Alan Parson.

We return to the stardust crusaders gawking at Shuffle the Tarot in its new form. Jotaro gets up from the desert floor. Shuffle the Tarot dashes to Alan Parson and positions himself between Alan Parson and the crusaders and the flesh bud's tendrils recede.

“Shuffle the Tarot. Is that you?” Alan Parson says as he awakens. Shuffle the Tarot lightly puts him down before turning to the crusaders, raising his four fists in a boxing pose.

“Good grief” Jotaro says as he approaches Shuffle the Tarot with star platinum.

“Careful Jotaro, we don’t know the full extent of his stand’s powers!” Joseph yells as he runs up.

Star platinum begins throwing punches, shuffle the Tarot, overwhelming him with his extra arms. Jotaro starts getting cuts and punches but stands his ground.

“It would seem that you traded power for the whole deck.” Jotaro says “ you hit pretty hard but I know from fighting the genuine articles that you aren’t hitting as hard.” He continues.

Shuffle the tarot throws a punch with the full force of his body behind it (the kind where the one shot is just this one punch). Star platinum takes the hit and Jotaro coughs up blood without really moving much.

“I think you might have just broke one of my ribs and punctured my internal organs. What a bother.” Jotaro says.

A glow starts from star platinum who is still kinda in the block position from the punch and is still right at the fist end. A flaming blast pushes him back.

“We’re here to help!” Avdol shouts as the other crusaders all jump in while posing.

They all swarm Shuffle the tarot who fights back with a variety of the abilities he has at his disposal. A sandstorm begins to rage and rocks and metal fuse to Shuffle the Tarot hardening his physical form, creating new dire hardships to the fight.

“I’m putting an end to this” Jotaro says as he walks towards Alan parson.

Shuffle the Tarot turns his attention and goes for a punch directly to Jotaros head, but is stopped by hermit purple’s vines.

The crusaders fight together but neither side really has the upper hand. Shuffle the tarot is protecting Alan Parson and is drawing the fight away from Alan Parson. Jotaro notices this and turns his attention to Alan Parson, angered by  this Shuffle the tarot grabs star platinum in a choke hold. Jotaro spews blood from his mouth from the pressure. Shuffle the tarot shoots hermit purple and blue like vines from his back, wrapping them around the other crusader's necks and his body ignites in a fire that begins engulfing the vines as it moves toward the crusaders.

“Dammit, we gotta do something or we’re done for!”

Jotaro looks at Alan parson, gritting his teeth.

“Sorry kid.”

Star platinum picks up a rock and with all his strength  whips it. The rock cuts through the air.

Alan Parson falls to the ground.

Shuffle the tarot runs to his side and cradles the young boy, a look of deep sorrow in his eyes. The flesh bud falls to the earth. Dust before hitting the ground.

“There you are old friend” Alan parson says as the camera reveals that Shuffle the tarot is back in his stage 1 form, fading away.

Sad violin music plays.

“I don’t think either of us will be around much longer” Alan Parson says weakly.

A shot of blood dripping on the ground.

“I didn’t have anyone before you came along” Alan says as he remembers the orphanage, playing chess by himself before shuffle the tarot's hand comes in and moves a piece, it had always been just two of them.

“I have to ask one last thing of you old friend” Alan says as tears begin to swell in his eyes “please, don’t make me go alone” he says as he grips shuffle the tarot's hand. The stardust crusaders watch sombrely.

“I’m scared, please, shuffle the tarot…” Shuffle the Tarot embraces Alan parson as he fades completely. Their lives ending together.

Palnareffs face is covered in tears ``damn you DIO! He was just a little boy! Bastard!”

Jotaro hat casts a shadow over his face. “Sorry kid.” He says as he turns away from the young child’s lifeless body.

The episode ends with the characters walking away as the sun sets.



(had this 90 percent done and then let it sit for like 2 months, oof)

an alt of the original imagined design before I realized I wasn't following the theme is available for patrons