FBI: Chapter 211/212
Added 2025-10-13 21:59:54 +0000 UTCChapter 211: A Just Fight!
Dante looked up at the giant two-headed eagle.
Finally, he turned to Lucifer for confirmation again.
"Are you sure this is the demon Mammon you know?"
"I'm very sure, even the aura is exactly the same, without the slightest difference."
Lucifer's answer was decisive, making Dante completely give up hope.
Damn it.
From Lucifer's words, this was the main body.
It seemed that Lex Luthor, who was injected with the C Virus, also had a peculiar encounter.
The C Virus came into contact with the Mammon's blood already inside Lex Luthor, and then the two underwent a magical chemical reaction…
Replication.
That greedy blood belonging to Mammon actually began to infinitely divide and replicate under the catalysis of the C Virus.
And Mammon, who was in the Hell Dimension, probably also felt his own blood infinitely proliferating.
He simply used this power to descend directly.
Otherwise, Lucifer wouldn't have called it "main body" and "no slightest difference."
On such matters, Lucifer was absolutely reliable and trustworthy.
And those dimensional devil gods really could be that idle.
Following the voices of Lucifer and Dante, Mammon's two white-headed eagle heads simultaneously looked at the two of them.
But they only glanced once, and then the vision of both heads focused entirely on Clark.
Then they shrieked.
"Superman! Offer everything you have to Lex Luthor!"
Dante and Lucifer exchanged glances.
Damn it, they seemed to have been ignored.
And this Mammon, who had descended as the main body, seemed to still be dominated by Lex Luthor.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be obsessed with Superman.
There was probably no one on the scene, besides Lex Luthor, who was a fanatical Superman purist, right?
Clark was trying to understand what was happening at this moment.
Dante understood perfectly.
Clark was truly powerful.
But he was also truly inexperienced.
"This thing… how did it transform?"
"Don't ask, if you ask, it's the instant expansion and disregard for the law of conservation of energy unique to biochemical viruses."
"Can biochemical viruses do this much?" The Clark Kent side gained the upper hand. "I haven't encountered any biochemical incidents? Is the mission difficulty really that high?"
"We're just saying, is it possible that because you're here, Lex Luthor came looking for you?"
Dante sighed.
Whether or not Lex Luthor was in charge, this body, born from the reaction between the C Virus and Mammon's blood, indeed drew Mammon to project his power over.
This was also a manifestation of greed.
Whether it was Lucifer, Dante, or Clark, encountering the Mammon-version of Lex Luthor in front of them alone would probably take a lot of effort to deal with.
But today…
Buy one, get two free.
Dante plus Clark, the two of them could totally have a righteous two-on-one fight.
What? Why not count Lucifer?
Nonsense.
Lucifer, standing next to Chloe, was just a mortal at this moment.
He should just hide aside and enjoy the show.
"Clark, don't zone out, finish this quickly!"
"You don't want him to threaten Jonathan and Martha nearby, do you?"
Hearing Dante's words, Clark, who had just been in doubt, instantly shot up and charged toward Mammon.
That terrifying speed and strength directly made Mammon stumble.
After all, it was the complete power of a dimensional devil god, not a soft persimmon that was merely for show.
Clark didn't expect to directly take down Mammon with one punch.
Dante shook his head and chuckled lightly.
Then he soared into the air, all three lights shining, transforming into a Buddha in mid-air.
His big foot directly imprinted on one of Mammon's bird heads.
And Harley had already started moving her body, with Symbiote gradually covering her.
"H-Harley? What is this?" Lois Lane said with some horror. "Have you also been possessed by some strange virus?"
"Hey! Lady! I'm not some virus! I'm a loyal and kind Symbiote, and this time, since you're Harley's friend, I won't eat you."
Symbiote's small head emerged from Harley's shoulder, simultaneously baring his sharp fangs.
"Don't be suicidal! If you dare to talk to my friend like that again, I'll have Dante forge you into a weapon without consciousness!"
"Cough, cough, cough! I was just joking! You're so fierce, Harley Quinn."
"If you keep acting like a wuss, you'll suffer the same fate!" Harley rolled her eyes at Symbiote. "Alright, all you students who can't fight, step back a bit, and don't be too curious!"
Harley pushed Lois and Chloe back.
As for Lucifer…
She had learned quite a bit of gossip from Dante, knowing that although this bastard was useless at a time like this, he didn't need special care.
Even if he really died, he would just return from Hell in a couple of days.
"Yoho! This beautiful girl is here to help you!"
After saying that, she swung her edman alloy bat and charged forward.
And Symbiote also conjured eight spider-leg-like tentacles from behind Harley.
This was at Harley's request, and Symbiote didn't quite understand what it was.
According to Harley, this thing was called "Eight Spider Lances."
Although he didn't quite understand, Symbiote still did as he was told.
After devouring that Super Carnage, he also inherited all of Carnage's stats and abilities.
And these eight tentacles simultaneously possessed the characteristics of Dagon stone and uru metal.
Almost every strike could leave a deep blood hole on Mammon's body.
However, this wound was not much different from a mosquito bite for a giant creature over twenty meters tall.
But Harley was tirelessly…
Pedicuring.
It seemed she wouldn't stop until Mammon's two feet were ground down.
Under the siege of the three, Mammon could initially hold on, but as his several counterattacks ignited the true fire of Dante and Clark…
The situation gradually began to change.
The two bird heads were pressed down and fiercely attacked by Dante and Clark respectively.
After finishing the pedicure, Harley set her sights on the pair of huge gray wings.
The scene was utterly brutal.
Everyone had initially thought this would be a major battle, so they all hid in the barn, protected by the Transformers.
But as time passed, everyone realized that let alone being affected by the battle.
To prevent Mammon from disturbing his parents' rest, every time Mammon tried to shriek or speak, Clark would forcefully close his open bird mouth.
"Excuse me, please don't make noise, my parents don't sleep very well."
Clark said so.
It was still his violent yet polite style.
The flavor was so damn right.
(To be continued.)
Chapter 212: Crazy, Everyone Is Crazy, It’s Better To Be A Little Crazy
"You guys, when do you think this giant two-headed eagle will finally be taken down?"
"Soon, probably? With Dante and Clark working together, even a so-called true 'God' wouldn't be a match, right?"
The crowd, who had originally been hiding in the barn, were now sitting in rows outside the barn door, watching the show.
Even the Transformers had come out.
Their main concern was still that these humans might face the terrifying battle directly and suffer some unexpected accidents.
"It's not me talking, but isn't this two-headed eagle a bit too outrageous looking?" Teddy, who had by now pulled out his long-cherished hookah and leaves from his barn and was flying high, said, "Those two bird heads look just like two dicks. What is he doing? Does he think he's cute? What kind of demon takes pride in having reproductive organs above its chest?"
As expected, it was another vulgar and violent remark.
But everyone had already started to get used to Teddy's way of speaking.
They even felt that while his words were crude, his reasoning wasn't, as those two bald eagle heads did indeed look very strange.
It was annoying.
"Hmm, it should be over soon," Lucifer suddenly said, "Mammon's power is already starting to withdraw as this body becomes unstable… It truly fits his character, greedy and cowardly, jumping in for benefits, and fleeing at all costs when there's danger."
Although Mammon possessed one of the top two powers among the Seven Great Demons, his combat ability was undoubtedly the very last.
That was the problem.
He was too cowardly, he would be timid even when fighting someone slightly weaker than him, and when facing someone as strong as himself, he would think of escaping.
He simply couldn't unleash the true power that belonged to greed.
Dante clearly also felt Mammon's cowardice.
And at this moment, his beloved daughter Jörmungandr emerged from his chest, then wrapped herself around his neck to secure herself.
"Daddy! Delicious! I want to eat!"
"You want to eat?" Dante was stunned, pointing at Mammon's body, which was gradually beginning to collapse. "Are you talking about this thing?"
"I feel endless greed, I want to eat!" Jörmungandr's sweet voice rang in his ear, while she rubbed against Dante's cheek like a spoiled child. "But no meat! Stinky!"
Understood, Jörmungandr had her eyes on the Mammon's blood that had been replicated by the C Virus.
Although Mammon was withdrawing his demonic power, this body, controlled by Lex Luthor, was beginning to disintegrate.
But the Mammon's blood was truly present.
And Dante had just been worrying about how to harmlessly dispose of the Mammon's blood, which was enough to infect an Asgardian goddess.
Unexpectedly, Jörmungandr volunteered directly.
This was also good, it could both nourish the child and solve the problem, killing two birds with one stone.
"Jörmungandr, after Daddy and Uncle Clark completely take down this big guy, you can start eating."
"ヾ(✿゚▽゚)ノ Yay, go Daddy!"
The joyful childish voice seemed to energize Dante, who, while shouting "What obstructs me, soy milk noodles," heavily stomped on Mammon with the six-armed King Kong's big foot…
To be precise, it was Lex Luthor's head.
To be honest, stomping on a head really does bring pleasure.
Especially a villain like Lex Luthor, he should be dragged into a public restroom and have his head stomped on severely.
Can beating up a supervillain be called bullying?
But one head was hammered into a pig's head by Clark from a bird's head.
The other head was constantly being stomped on by a pair of big feet.
Lex Luthor's sky-high arrogance and dignity gradually shattered under this double blow.
For the first time, he questioned himself.
Was he really a genius?
Then why was he always suppressed by Superman and Dante, making it impossible for him to breathe?
And with the emergence of this thought, the C Virus body also began to collapse.
The splitting body rapidly shrunk and converged, finally returning to Lex Luthor's appearance.
However, the replicated Mammon's blood was scattered all over the farm ground.
Jörmungandr cheered at this moment, immediately jumped down from Dante's neck, and gradually grew larger in mid-air.
After this period of growth, she was several sizes larger than when she was in Angel Kingdom.
The size of this body was increasingly consistent with the meaning of the name "Jörmungandr."
The Midgard Serpent.
And Jörmungandr wouldn't care about the ghost-like expressions of the uncles and aunts, happily opening her big mouth, and the Mammon's blood on the ground seemed to lose gravity, peeling away from the dust.
Like a siphon, after a brief pause, it all rushed into Jörmungandr's mouth.
In an instant, Jörmungandr's orange body became even brighter, and the orange light representing greed intensified by more than double.
This process was actually very fast.
After Jörmungandr finished her snack, she immediately transformed back into a small snake and coiled on Dante's shoulder.
"Daddy, it's so delicious! Next time you encounter something this delicious, be sure to call Jörmungandr actively!"
Jörmungandr's sweet voice echoed in everyone's ears.
Everyone's expressions immediately softened.
Hmm, that reassuring cuteness.
… …
"Damn it!"
Simmons, sitting in front of the real-time monitoring screen, slammed the wine glass in his hand to the ground, the shattered glass mirroring his dream, which had been torn to pieces by reality.
Then, with a dark face, he asked his aide:
"How are the preparations for controlling and capturing Superman's parents coming along?"
"They are fully prepared, as soon as Superman returns to Metropolis, we will act immediately."
"Very good…" Simmons nodded and continued to ask, "What about Ada Wong? As a newly promoted Level 5 Agent, we can absolutely deploy her."
"I have already sent the transfer order to Nick Fury's desk, but he said he couldn't manage it."
The aide shrugged.
She never understood why Simmons was always thinking about this woman named Ada Wong.
Even though it had always been herself who fought alongside him.
"Oh, Carla." Simmons shook his head. "So, Nick Fury refused my transfer order?"
"You are America's National Security Advisor. Although the America General Bureau is located in Washington, the Federal Bureau of Investigation is always subject to the World Federation."
"Of course, I know that, I just wanted to try one last time." Simmons suddenly changed his angry expression to a gentle one, beckoning to Kara. "Carla, come here for a moment."
Carla was stunned, deeply in love with Simmons, she couldn't resist that expression.
She walked forward, her eyes filled with anticipation.
And the next moment, her eyes suddenly widened.
Looking down, Simmons had injected the newly developed custom C Virus along with a sedative into her body.
Watching Carla fall, Simmons gently picked her up, his eyes filled with fanaticism.
"Since I can't get the real Ada Wong, I will create one, an Ada that belongs only to me."
In the shadows of the corner, the old man watched the absurd drama unfolding before him and pursed his lips.
"Crazy, all crazy, it's good to be crazy."
"For a moment, it made me feel like I was back home."
(To be continued.)