Gravity Falls Script *SPOILERS*

This is the script we had planned earlier for Halloween. 

This script will be postponed, for now. But hopefully we'll work on it in the not too distant future. 

*SPOILERS*

**Grunkle Stan is sitting in his living room, lights dim, and watching an old movie on the TV

Grunkle Stan: "Hey kids ! Check this out !"

 **Mabel, Wendy and Pacifica all enter the room, dressed in night clothes to indicate they're having a sleepover.

Grunkle Stan: "It's this old horror movie where the monster is some really tall broad. And she goes on a rampage just because her husband was being unfaithful, and hurt her feelings. Ha ! Women, am I right? Ha!"

**The girls look  unamused and quickly walk away.

Grunkle Stan: "Yeesh, this is one scary movie. I hope it doesn't keep me up all-" 

**Cut to Stan sleeping in his chair, but is then suddenly woken up by the Flash News jingle

Grunkle Stan: "Huh ? What's going on ?"

Shandra Jimenez: "This is Shandra Jimenez, reporting live for an emergency broadcast."

Shandra Jimenez: "An hour ago, this strange meteorite fell from outer space on the outskirts of our town."

Shandra Jimenez: "Thirty minutes later, it released a strange glowing pulse, with the most bizarre of effects: All women in Gravity Falls started growing to towering heights !" 

**Various scenes of the giant Gravity Falls ladies asserting their dominance is played.

*Candy is hugging all the members of the boy band

*Pacifica drops a giant bell on her dad

*Mabel eats a ton of sugar

Shandra Jimenez:  "Drunk with power, the women have wasted no time taking over the town, and enjoying their newfound stature."

Shandra Jimenez:  "This was Shandra Jimenez, saying..." 

*The camera de-zooms to show Shandra as a giantess

Shandra Jimenez:   "All men report immediately to the townsquare for foot rubbing duty." 

Grunkle Stan: "This can't be good." 

**Suddenly, stomping quakes are heard, followed by the noise of the roof being torn away, pouring moonlight into the room. Outside the Mystery Shack, Wendy is towering over it.

Wendy: Hey old man, the women of Gravity Falls are large and in charge. The men can either work for us-"

Grunkle Stan: "Pass !"

Wendy: "Or, you can be food."

Grunkle Stan: , "Agh ! Spare me ! Uh, girls rule, boys drool ! Right ? Um, and I support equal pay for equal work ! Oh, who am I kidding. You giant harpies can bite me !"

Wendy: "Okay!"

Grunkle Stan: I've changed my mind ! Aaagh !"

Grunkle Stan: *muttering in his sleep* Ahh! Stomach acid... I hope you get indigestion...

**The camera pans out to reveal Mabel, Wendy,and Pacifica, standing around his armchair looking concerned.

Grunkle Stan: "Huh? Oh, it was just a nightmare ! All you girls were in it ! You, and you...

**His finger pauses at Wendy

Grunkle Stan: *coldy* "And you....."

Grunkle Stan: , "It was awful! Giant women bossing men around. Making them rub their feet, and listen to their feelings. Aaah, it's good to be the big man in charge."

**The girls leave as Mabel pulls out the size altering crystal flashlight

Grunkle Stan:  "Hey, can one of you make me a sandwich on the way? Thanks!"

**The sound of zapping, growing, and rumbling is heard. 

Wendy: "Hey Stan !"

Wendy: "The 'women' would like a world with you !"

Grunkle Stan:  "Uh-oh."