Dan Vs Script (Part 3)

Final script for now. This one introduces the giant woman. 

Our animator will be working on assets for these projects,  but it will be some time before we start. Lots of holiday stuff to get through. 

SPOILERS!

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*Dan is holding a giant Burgerphile ketchup packet

Dan: I found this near my flattened car. Burgerphile doesn't make ketchup packets THIS big. 

Chris: Maybe they created an additive that makes meat bigger. 

Dan: What, like in Good Burger?

Elise: It's possible they got their hands on the banned chemical, Titanax. It's the only known substance that leads to increased overall mass, but over exposure can make subjects combust.... or, so I've heard on the internet... 

Dan: That also happened in Good Burger! Stop lifting your plot points from children's' films. Burgerphile is doing something to mess with human evolution, and I alone can stop this! Chris come with me, you're driving. 

*An establishing shot of Burgerphile headquarters, then a shot of a door marked "secret lab" that has been tampered with by Dan's crowbar. 

Chris: Dan, what if we get caught.

Dan: We're wearing lab coats. No one's going to suspect us. Now keep quiet!

*The two come up to a pair of scientists working with ground meat and the Titanax chemical. The meat grows huge, but eventually explodes. 

Scientist: Hmm, that's another failure. Everything we do just makes the meat more explosive. 

Chris: Hey, Elise and I were right!

Dan: No one likes I Told You Sos, Chris! Let's just do what they did in Good Burger: Make a giant burger bomb, then set it off. 

Chris: Someone beat us to it.

*the two see a huge burger and walk up to it. It's been pumped full of the Titanax.

Dan: Great! Let's just pump it with more of that additive and blow this place to smithereens! 

*Before they can do this, they are knocked out. Then they are tossed into the burger. Jeff, the evil manager, comes out of the shadows with his goons. 

Jeff: Let's get this delivery order to Burger Island right away. 

*cut away to the giant burger in a tropical island setting. Soon, giant footsteps are heard as two giant hands reach down for the burger. It gets lifted up to the giant face of Hortense, Dan's former girlfriend, who opens her mouth to take a big bite out of it.