Dan Vs Script (Part 2)

If the intro gets some good views, we'll move on to the next part, which will be the typical Dan visit to Chris.

Also, hopefully this will satisfy the people who like giant rampages :P

Oh, and included is a jab at our animator :)

SPOILERS

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*View of Chris and Elise's house with Dan pounding on the door. Close up of the door as Chris answers it.

Dan: I have been WRONGED! I demand satisfaction! 

Chris: "Good morning" is also a nice way to greet someone this early in the day...

Dan: My car has been flattened, Chris! By a GIANT WOMAN!

Chris: Okay. 

Dan: DON'T TELL ME I---Oh, I was expecting you to say "Dan, you're crazy" or "Dan, have you been getting enough sleep?"

Chris: You car has been totaled by a dinosaur, George Washington, and the state of New Mexico... some how. A giant woman doesn't seem so far fetched. 

Dan: Great, but don't tell Elise. 

Elise: Don't tell me what?

Chris: That a giant woman flattened his car.

Dan: CHRIS! DON'T! She's ONE of them!

Elise: You know not every woman in the world is conspiring against men, Dan. Least of all, you. 

Dan: You say that, now. But it won't be long before the females literally rise up. I made an informative animation about it, in fact, before coming here. 

Elise: *whispering to Chris* Dan animates? 

Chris: *whispering* He makes demented little cartoons for the internet with Crash Animate. It's his main source of income. 

Elise: Yikes...

*An animation plays as Dan narrates

Dan: Man and woman have evolved over time to have differing sizes and features. This is known as sexual dimorphism. 

Chris: *giggles*

Dan: Men are typically taller, stronger, and vastly more intelligent than women. This has guaranteed mans' influence on the world. But Mother Nature, being the jealous hag that she is, decided to turn the tables on mankind and plans to make women BIGGER! Left unchecked, they will destroy everything man has accomplished.

*the animation goes on to show Elise as a giant, crushing buildings, biting off heads, and eventually sitting on Dan

Elise: Is my butt really that big. 

Dan: Yes, but that's not the point. We have to find this giant woman and stop her before she brings the fall of man. And I have a lead with this evidence. 

*Dan pulls out a giant Burgerphile ketchup packet.