Dan Vs Script (Intro)
Added 2021-09-16 16:59:04 +0000 UTCSPOILERS!
The Dan Vs project will be multi part.
We'll begin it with a typical Dan Vs intro and see what kind of attention it gets on the channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp8tYLGVujI
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*Fade in to a view of Dan's apartment complex and car during the morning hours*
*Next, a view of Dan in his bed, muttering in his sleep*
Dan: Ferrets... ferrets everywhere... trying to steal my sandwich....
*Suddenly, everything starts shaking, giant foot steps are heard from outside the apartment*
Dan: It's the end times! Duck and cover, Mr. Mumbles!
*There is a loud metal crunch as the foot steps are heard walking away
Dan: MY CAR!
*Dan runs outside to find his car has been crushed flat.
Dan: It's as flat as a pancake! Who's responsible for-
*Dan is cut off as he trips into a giant footprint
Dan: Hmm, giant sets of footprints.
*Dan finds several clues, scattered conveniently around the crime scene
Dan: An industrial grade drum of perfume... a bazooka sized tube of lipstick... a not so compact cosmetic compact?!
*Dan's rage starts bubbling. He gets angrier, finally lifting his fists in the air
Dan: GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANT WOOOOOOOOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Title appears, Dan Vs the Giant Woman
Comments
Good catch! Thanks! I literally took the first suggestion someone made without thinking about that ^^
A Giant Woman
2021-09-17 14:41:06 +0000 UTCI like this a Lot good job. But small nit pick I dont think Dan would dream of cheese since he is lactose intolerance.
Bloodshark13
2021-09-17 04:12:04 +0000 UTC
