Prison Story #9
Added 2023-09-10 09:24:34 +0000 UTCA long time ago at a certain maximum security prison, there was a time when if a prisoner was locked in his cell, he was able to ask for tea and the officers would actually walk around with a teapot and would allow a prisoner to hold their cup out of a small hatch in the door, sometimes referred to as a ‘Judas hatch’. It was a small hatch to allow items to be passed through the door without opening the cell, like food or medication.
One day, a prisoner had called out asking for tea and a female officer responded, walking out there with the teapot. Shortly she came back to the office in a hurry, seeming rather putout.
“He’s putting his penis through the hatch!” she exclaimed.
“How’s he doing that?” one of the male officers replied. “It’s only an inch long!”
“No seriously!” she insisted. “He’s putting his penis through the hatch! What should I do?”
“Hit it with a baton,” the officer joked with a laugh.
The female officer didn’t reply but she walked off.
A minute later they heard the prisoner scream and the male officers ran out of the control room to find the female officer standing outside the cell with a baton in her hand. Apparently she hadn’t realised that the male officer had been joking and had actually done whacked the prisoner's penis with a riot baton.
The officers then had to go inside the cell to administer first aid to the prisoner’s penis and make sure he hadn’t hurt himself when he fell over after being hit.
