Choose Wisely, Crawler. Island edition.
Added 2021-12-07 03:59:08 +0000 UTCYou have chosen the Caribbean. Those poor bastards.
Okay, so there are technically 28 countries and/or territories in the area of the Caribbean. We are going to choose one. The poll option on Patreon doesn't allow that many choices, so I'm going to link most of the dinky ones together. If we vote for that, I will create yet another poll that will narrow it down.
Some of these choices, such as Haiti versus the Dominican Republic seem like they're practically the same thing. Believe me, they're not.
The "Others" category includes:
Montserrat. Guadeloupe. Dominica. Martinique. St. Lucia. St Vincent and the Greenadines. Grenada, Anguilla, St. Kitts & Nevis, Saint-Barthelemy, Sint Maarten, and anything else I missed.
Same rules as last time, but the poll time is shorter now.
Comments
Matt, in 148 you say that the party will happen with 12 hours left on the floor.. don’t forget to update that.
Jason Davis
2022-01-04 05:13:56 +0000 UTCDidn’t the post-credits say the Bahamas were wiped out by tidal waves bc Borant parked their giant-ass ship there and wiped everything out? Kinda thinking that means there’s not much left alive in those areas…
2021-12-10 13:56:57 +0000 UTCBarbados. Pirates. Yes please.
2021-12-09 14:04:06 +0000 UTCDon't know much about the Caribbean, we don't touch it at all in Australia's schools except for cuban missile crisis. But Cayman islands with its money laundering reputation sounds fun Seriously, though, Matt. How do you give so many options in your polls? They seriously impact story beats so it has to mess with your planning..Yet you still write the related plot point within months, sometimes weeks
MatrixM
2021-12-09 12:54:44 +0000 UTCSt. Lucia is beautiful. I want that one
2021-12-09 10:13:35 +0000 UTCCuraçao is the location where all the off shore casinos are set up, they could have gambling become a part of the crawl and it has connection to Dutch trading empire in it’s history
Joseph Krackeler
2021-12-07 23:21:54 +0000 UTC🤣🤣
tehlu
2021-12-07 23:07:51 +0000 UTCI tried to choose wisely but it wasn't on the list. Then I looked for changed later but that wasn't there either. US virgin isles it is then lol
Dion Crump
2021-12-07 22:27:39 +0000 UTCI'm thinking that Jamaica could have some good, uh, rather smooth vibes. I mean we've already had meth Lama's, Fairy moonshiners and blitz sticks. Unless Borant was mining Earth for MJ it could be a real good time ;)
SWGEZTarget
2021-12-07 21:11:06 +0000 UTCGoing to the nassau for christmas so I choose bahamas!
Jacob Richard Palmeno
2021-12-07 18:46:42 +0000 UTCYes for Haiti. Since it is same land mass as DR it provides option for both a hellscape and paradise on one island (just like in real life).
2021-12-07 14:24:43 +0000 UTCSurprised so little votes for Haiti with all the voodoo, a volcano and other cool stuff that are possible there...
Grangel
2021-12-07 14:02:26 +0000 UTCHow about the private islands the cruise lines own?
Will Mill
2021-12-07 12:41:10 +0000 UTCSome people want to be Island Boys
Joshua Stevens
2021-12-07 11:44:42 +0000 UTCfair point
Damien
2021-12-07 11:38:47 +0000 UTCWhy are so many choosing Cuba? All these incredibly exotic places and this is what we're going with? Oof. (Not trying to hate on Cuba it's just very boring in comparison to some of these destinations.)
Edward
2021-12-07 09:33:37 +0000 UTCDidn't we already have an island level? Seems repetitive to do that again. Maybe it can incorporate a boat or sailing aspect so it can differentiate from the last level
Curtis Miller
2021-12-07 07:00:11 +0000 UTCI want to torture Jeff by making him do a bunch of Jamaican accents.
2021-12-07 05:45:53 +0000 UTCLove the option for Cuba!!! Make shift vehicles, terrible historical reference cliches for achievements, and an interstellar take on what communism means. Bring it on Matt, looking forward to seeing your creative spin on the Caribbean mad max world we will find ourselves in soon .
2021-12-07 05:13:45 +0000 UTCThey call him Cuban Pete He's the king of the rumba beat When he plays the maracas he goes Chick-chicky-boom Chick-chicky-boom
Walt
2021-12-07 04:15:46 +0000 UTCThere's an entire island of iguanas in Turks and Caicos. Mongo can have minions!
Dave Matney
2021-12-07 04:15:23 +0000 UTCIt's a shame Africa didn't win. So many resources, so many people. So much land mass. Now we're stuck picking islands many of which take up less land mass than the city I live in.
Eric Price
2021-12-07 04:13:06 +0000 UTCVote Others and make him give us another poll
TDM
2021-12-07 04:11:35 +0000 UTCOk, hear me out: start at Trinidad and have Carl and Donut work their way up past the Bahamas, the virgin Islands, and all the way to Port-Au-Prince Hati. The gang steals a pirate ship, teaches the NPC pirates how to not be NPCs, then have to leave them to a tragic death at the hands of The Kracken/Davey Jones (local Earth Human God of the pirates, of course)/Royal Fleet vessels/BBEG pirate. Also, Jack Sparrow is an Elite operated by a company that bought the rights to Pirates of the Caribbean. Borant is so strapped for cash that they use knockoff Pirates of the Caribbean imagery themselves and sold those rights already
austin kutz
2021-12-07 04:04:35 +0000 UTC