Publicly Humiliated

The second illustration of the month is finished! Instead of the usual story, here's a fun parody of the song "Gaston" by Baconface.

LeFou: Gosh, everybody can see you, Gaston

Pants torn to shreds and exposed

Every guy here'd hate to be you, Gaston

Considering the state of your clothes

There's no man in town as embarrassed as you

Your miniscule secret is out

The whole population of Paris sees you

And it really makes me want to shout!

No one's wee as Gaston

As tiny as Gaston

No one's dick is as small as can be as Gaston

For there's no cock in town half as shrimpy!

Come on over, drop your drawers!

Guarantee that no matter how whimpy

That his dick will still be that much smaller than yours!

LeFou and Chorus: No one streaks like Gaston

Come and peek at Gaston

LeFou: No one's got two round, dimpled buttcheeks like Gaston

Gaston: Please stop laughing, this is so humiliating!

LeFou and Chorus: Folks, what a joke, that Gaston!

Give five "tee hee's!" Give twelve "that's all's?"

LeFou: Gaston just hates that we can see his balls!

Chorus: No one shrinks like Gaston

Blushes pink like Gaston

Stanley: You've never seen such a dinky-dink like Gaston!

Bimbettes: For there's no one as puny or tiny

Gaston: Please don't look, please don't ogle or stare!

LeFou: Everyone in town can see his hiney.

Gaston: My cheeks! Ohh, every last inch of me's totally bare!

Chorus: Let's all laugh at Gaston

Make an ass of Gaston

LeFou: Let's point every eyeball and spyglass at Gaston

Gaston: This embarrassment is so excruciating!

Chorus: Too bad for Gaston!

Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get bigger

But though I am grown they look between my legs

And they point, they laugh and they snicker!

Chorus: He's a hoot, that Gaston

Shows his glutes, that Gaston

LeFou: Then goes wearing just his

Birthday suit, that Gaston!

Gaston: Please don't laugh at my cock, this is devastating!

Chorus: Listen up quick!

Where's the littlest dick?

I will tell you right now

When you see him drop trou

Who's that jerk with the dick

That's not long and not thick

You'll howl and you'll laugh on and on

At his butt and his balls

And his cock that's so small

LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...

G-A-S-T-E...

G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow...

Chorus: GASTON!!!