You Flicked Too Hard Dammit!

The first illustration July is finished, and just in time for the release of Thor: Love and Thunder! The last poll was so close I decided to go ahead and include both the shaved and pubes version.

Thor couldn't believe what he was hearing. He and his companions had traveled to Omnipotence City with the intent of asking the assembly of gods to aid them in defeating Gorr the god butcher.

    Not only was he at first being ignored but was now being told outright that there would be no aid. And all of this being told to him by his childhood hero, Zeus of the Olympians.

    So much for the fearless god of lightning he idolized in his younger days.

    "So just exactly who are you to come before me, the great Zeus, with such an arrogant attitude?" The Olympian king asked as he made a gesture that caused the floating platform he stood on hover closer towards Thor.

    Thor and his companions had snuck into the assembly wearing robes that hid their appearances. He was about to answer his former childhood idol when two sets of glowing golden chains magically sprung up from the ground and around each of his arms, holding him firmly in place.

    "Let's see who you really are. I take off your disguise." Zeus raised his hand up. "And...flick!" he made a simple gesture with his fingers and a powerful force came forth from them and headed straight for Thor.

    WHOOSH!

The force went right through the god of thunder but took with it his robe...as well as every bit of armor and clothing he had been wearing under it. The sound of his godly genitals flopping out into the exposed air echoed through the assembly hall followed by the gasps of every watchful member of said assembly.

    Thor looked down at his revealed nudity and then back up at Zeus in a rage.

    "You flicked too hard dammit!!!"

Zeus responded with a little chuckle and made another slight gesture with his hand.

    Thor practically yelped in surprised as his cock and balls suddenly found themselves in the embrace of a golden cock ring that matched the chains restraining Thor.

    "Now, as we can all very clearly see, you don't seem to have any hidden weapons on you. But..." Zeus grinned in a very mischievous way "...you are a very tricky fellow. I think my guards should give you a through check. Gentlemen! Have at him."

    Thor looked on in a panic as a dozen men in golden armor approached him with grins on their faces and their hands making very obscene "grabby" motions.

    Hidden amongst the assembled gods, Jane Foster leaned in towards Valkyrie and whispered. "Should we help him?"

    Valkyrie couldn't stop herself from grinning at her friends predicament.

    "...Eventually."

Story by fellow patreon and friend Sid!