Humiliating Duel

The second illustration of February is complete!

Yami found himself summoned forth to inhabit the body of the young man named Yugi Muto. He seemed to have found himself playing a card game known as Duel Monsters with a fellow named Seto Kaiba, and said game seemed to be taking place due to the Kaiba fellow having taken Yugi's grandfather's prized card.

It was all quite confusing. But never mind that, Yami was the king of games and there was a game that needed playing.

Kaiba laid a card down and suddenly the monster whose image was on that card appeared before them on the playing field.

"Holy Ra!" Yami proclaimed. "Real monsters!"

"Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a children's card game!" Kaiba responded.

"Okay, seriously, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Who wastes all their money on something like that?"

Kaiba sneered at Yami's comment. "The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who!"

Just as he boasted he would, Kaiba laid down three cards and summoned forth three shining silver scaled draconic creatures to the field.

"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"

"Yeah, so?"

"That's against the rules, isn't it?"

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Kaiba proclaimed in a way that would see that very quote printed on thousands of t-shirts. "Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, so I can finish you!"

Yami smirked. Clearly this rich boy with delusions of grandeur needs to be taken down a few pegs. "My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. Except maybe for Kuriboh...but it also has this!" Yami held up a shiny card with a hideous visage on it. "The unstoppable Exposia!"

"Aah! Exposia! It's not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him!"

"Really? Is that because it's so rare?"

"No, it's because this game makes no sense. Nobody can figure out how to do it."

"Nobody except me! Exposia, humiliate!!!"

The gigantic creature known as Exposia appeared on the playing field and shot forth a blinding flash of energy from it's being towards Kaiba and his monsters.

As the light from Exposia's attack faded it could be seen that all of Kaiba's monsters that had been in play were gone and the life point counter on Kaiba's side of the field was now down to zero. But most importantly, Kaiba himself had suffered some damage. Or rather...his pants had. In fact, they no longer existed.

They had been blown completely away by Exposia's attack.

"How... How could you summon Exposia?" Kaiba said in a despondent tone as he tried to cover his exposed genitals.

"I'm not done yet Kaiba! Since were ignoring the rules of the game, I now summon the Dark Magician!"

The purple clad magic caster appeared on the playing field.

"Now Dark Magician, cast Chains of Exhibitionism!"

Chains of dark magical energy appeared around Kaiba and suddenly bound all four of his limbs and then pulled them out so he was in a spread-eagle position.

"No! No! Don't do this!"

"And now I summon Kuriboh! But I also equip him with Camera of Worldwide Shame!"

The small hairball looking monster appeared before the restrained Kaiba holding a cartoonish looking camera. It held the device up and floated around Kaiba, getting a shot of every inch of his exposed nether regions.

All around the stadium they had been in were now suddenly free floating screens showing Kaiba's exposed body. These same screens also showed that the images were appearing on TV's, computers, phones and billboards all over the country!

"AAAHHHH!" Kaiba screamed out as his mind was crushed from the sheer weight of the humiliation.

"Let that be a lesson to you Kaiba!" Dont fuck with the king of games!"

Story written by fellow patron and friend Sid!