Buns of Bronze

The second illustration of November is completed!

"No way Phil! Absolutely not!"

"Come on kid! It's a two for one deal!

The muscular form of Hercules came storming out of a beach-side changing room.

"No! Look, it's bad enough that I let you talk me into wearing this out in public..." Herc gestured down to his body clad in nothing but a very skimpy bathing suit. "I’m not going to let people see my bare butt for the sake of a scroll promo!" He said, a blush forming on his cheeks at the very thought of such exposure.

"OK kid. Fine." Phil said "Consider the matter closed.

A few minutes later.

"The matter is not closed!" Phil thought to himself.

He had promised the publishers of Herc's new work-out scroll that he'd get a promo for the product done today, and by all the gods, Philoctetes was not a satyr to go back on his word. Plus, they had also slipped him some extra gold for the promo.

A crowd had formed around them as Hercules held up a container of their new Herculade beverage.

"OK kid. Remember your lines and pose with that drink real good now."

Hercules put on his best smile and held up the beverage.

"That's right folks! As a true hero, I work up a truly heroic thirst! And nothing quenches it better than Herculade!" He held up the container and sprayed a bit of it in his mouth. "Mmmm mmmm! The quenchiest!" Herc gave the crowd a wink.

"OK kid! You're doing great! Just hold that pose for a little while longer."

Herc did as Phil said and continued smiling and winking at the crowd as he displayed the Herculade.

Phil sighed and thought to himself, "Sorry about this kid. But hey, everyone loves a good scandal. The publicity will be good for you in the end."

Phil cracked his knuckles and prepared to work some satyr magic on the tight swimsuit he saw before him.

SWIPE

Years of chasing nymphs had made Phil an expert panty thief.

The swim briefs came right off of Hercules without any resistance, revealing Hercules tan lined ass to the entire beach!

"PHIL!" Herc shouted as dropped the canister of Herculade in shock.

Phil took the opportunity to do what needed to be done.

"That's right folks! Take a good look at these glorious godly glutes! You two can own a pair by following the program outlined right here in our new scroll. Buns of bronze!"

The crowd went crazy and started purchasing copies of the scroll left and right.

"Phil?! PHIL?!" The panicked voice of Hercules could be heard as he struggled to hide his ass from the perring eyes of the crowd.

"Don't worry kid, you're doing great! Just keep up the posing and these scrolls are gonna sell out in no time at all!"

Story written by fellow patron and friend Sid!