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Buck(y) Naked

Added 2021-10-09 00:19:53 +0000 UTC

The first illustration of October is upon us!

Kurt wiped the steam from the lens of the camcorder. Peter Parker, smirking, waved Kurt forward into the bathroom, the sound of their footsteps masked by the spray of hot water on porcelain. As Kurt closed the door, Peter set up the tripod and, gingerly, they mounted the camcorder to it.

"So You Want to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse, scene two, take one!"

Peter and Kurt couldn't help snickering a bit as Kurt scribbled onto the poster board sign with black marker. Peter Parker spoke softly, knowing that he could very easily redub the footage afterwards. Leaning in close, he pressed 'REC' and tilted the camcorder forward.

"Step two: Hygiene!"

Peter walked backwards towards the star-spangled shower curtain. He could hear Bucky behind it. As his fingers grazed the flag print, he fought the desire to snicker. Kurt raised his eyebrows. From where he stood, he had a perfect view of Bucky Barnes' naked butt.

"Zombies are attracted to the smell of human flesh," said Peter. "So the less pheromones you give off, the better."

"But just one catch," said Kurt, glancing to the camera lens.

"You're never more vulnerable," said Peter, stifling a chuckle. "Than when you're in your birthday suit!"

Peter yanked the curtain back. Bucky turned towards the camera, razor dropping to the floor just as his freshly shaved cock and balls came into focus. The stubble above the base of his shaft was split by a single line of smooth, hairless skin. Bucky's face, despite his outrage, flashed red with embarrassment.

Just offscreen, Peter and Kurt couldn't help grinning ear to ear.

Story written by fellow patron and friend Baconface!