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The Almost Adventures of a Nameless Farmer

Random farmer guy from page 224 stops at the Edinmire tavern years later and enthralls Maeve with accounts of exciting world events he was nearly a part of! Suggested by Mekaiiq!

The Almost Adventures of a Nameless Farmer

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Pretty sure we all noticed it.........

Went Brown

To be frank, considering the tragedies and trauma our protagonists are having during this adventure, the Nameless Farmer's life isn't that bad :'D

Kaija

I just noticed the dragon in the background lol

Onyx Dragon 388

Hahahahaha! I like how he is completely honest about not having much adventure in his life and is totally cool with that. Nice touch with the dragon in the background and MMaeve is just taking things in stride.

Went Brown

Or could be Trogdor, burninating the countryside.

Travis9x

Could also be the fallout between Trace Legacy loyalists and the other templar groups. During the time he was in basitin land.

Onyx Dragon 388

Well he seems to have gotten taller

Onyx Dragon 388

Oh, that's just princess Reni roasting chestnuts on the tree for her prince consort 🤣

Sons of Lorgar

I think its alluding to an event that may or may not yet happen in the current storyline.

Thisguy

I think that's the incident with the magic towers in Basitin Land.

Mitchell Sealy

What is "big templar civil war"?

Orekh

Stepped on a stick which scared the deer which jumped past a guard which made them pause which made them late to rondeveau which delayed their patrol which made them miss the call to “grab that man” which let Trace et al escape a trap which let him continue his journey which let him bring an end to the conflict which let him save the world.

Silent Thunder

poor maeve who has to listen to this kind of stuff as she's the bartender of the bar she runs with who? i hope she has some friends helping her i do wonder who the dragon is in the background only 2 dragons i know are reni and nora

silver dragonia

she may nom her tail on ocassion but who doesn't want to keep such adorable habbit?

silver dragonia

Not shown, Maeve repressing terrible memories of the events she’s seen firsthand.

Thisguy

Typical bartender duties where you have alot of people telling you almost interesting stories. I can relate Maeve.

K_D Lawrence

Maeve is a megacutie!

coredumperror

Who wants some high quality Troll Fat? Buy 5 ingredients worth of Troll Fat, and I’ll throw in a free Troll Skull at no extra costs. Note: the previous statement is a joke replying to the previous Skyrim comment. Sorry if creepy.

Trollman906

https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Cabbage_merchant

SophieTRat-Skunk

In Avatar (and probably Korra, I can't remember...) it's always the cabbage seller...

SophieTRat-Skunk

Missed it by THAT much! ;D

Major Matt Mason

Maeve, that's the perfect rejoinder to his tale.

Glenn Sellers

Wow, he's *almost* a cool person

AFrickinDwarf

I love the fact that they both are aware that he hasn't really seen shit and are still having this conversation. Also digging the fact there's a dragon fight going on in the background. LOL

Randy Healon

Or Avatar

Jacobus Peterson

Cabbages, leeks and potatoes, if Skyrim is anything to go by.

Vicroc4

For every hero and his party of true companions...there are those countless folk who have to actually work for a living. But hey maybe this guy stepped on a stick or something that butterfly effected some sequence of events that saved Trace or defeated the evil...all without anyone knowing.

Spillthefire6

I like the background outside the tavern door! 🤣 "Speaking of interesting what's all that ruckus out there?" "Eh, probably nothing important."

Saberbeam

Adult Maeve is such a pretty snep~! Glad she got her shyness dealt with at that age :3 ...or does she still nom on tails? XD

UBE Chief

Now ya see that's why you have to give up turnip farming, grow some cabbage and you'll be right there where the action is.🤣

Jacobus Peterson

Damn I wanted to suggest this lol

PteterRay

This is great humor here

ChampionOfBagels

It was almost an amazing time of his life!

Tactical Ferrets


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